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This is a link post How To Light A Bonfire.
Happy Bonfire Night You 'orrible Lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post That was a very stupid thing to do...
...but I want a go now!! Also well done to them for not showing the event several times in slow motion.
 (I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's bonfire night, time to break out the booze, set fire to your face and then get that skin graft you've been saving for.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:57, , Reply)
This is a normal post Quite right!
I have half a box of fireworks that I left in my local pub on Saturday night waiting for me this evening!
 (I helped save b3ta! more balanced than jeremy beadle It wasn't me..., Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm mainly going to be setting cats on fire.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:01, , Reply)
This is a normal post I bet you stuck bagers up cat's arses ...
and lit them. You savage ! :)

Edit - BANGERS - bagers could be confused with badgers - which would be a sight in itself !
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post You win this bet.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post Funny English people
you wanna borrow my guns for tonight Bready? All in the name of celebration and personal protection!
 (I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:09, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're just trying to get somebody elses prints on them.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:42, , Reply)
This is a normal post That worked a treat
only good thing about Halloween is that it provides a lot of used pumpkins for bonfire night experiments
 (I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:58, , Reply)
This is a normal post
used pumpkins children for bonfire night experiments.
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 15:59, , Reply)
This is a normal post That has 'cunt' written all over it ...
but it did look like fun though :D
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post I rather grudgingly respect this
Life without being downright stupid occasionally is very, very dull.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:03, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm an absolute idiot, it's brilliant until you find yourself in court.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:05, , Reply)
This is a normal post The stupid things I used to do
were more likely to leave me in a hospital (or a morgue) than a court, but I have some great memories.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post ^ This
But I don't have the great memories - too many dance drugs I'm afraid have clouded the mind :(
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mine are mostly vehicle related.
Without turning this into QOTW. I once got hit by a tree branch while 'surfing' on top of a Transit van; that was a hospital job. Changing cars at 90 mph on the motorway by climbing across was a favourite.
Now my most exciting quirk is to walk into any one wearing camoflage clothes and apologise for not seeing them. Sad, I know, but I can't help it.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post Walking into people in camouflage clothing and apologising for not seeing them, that's awesome, i'm going to try that.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post The sad bit is
I do it when I'm on my own, and then giggle to myself like Mutley.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post Heh heh heh heh!

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post this^^^!!!

(I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post You're starting to sound Russian.

(I helped save b3ta! Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post No,
I didn't film any of it.
 (I helped save b3ta! TheSundaeLunch I'm a fucking shrub, alright?, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:29, , Reply)
This is a normal post haha!

(I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 17:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post I would have gotten away with it if it wasn't for those pesky kids :-(

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's lucky it went between the many pieces of wood,
and not bounce back into the crowd.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, have a good one tonight, dad.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm going to an organised display in the square about 50yds from my house.
(though in my time I have had my fair share a bangers go off between my legs)
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:23, , Reply)
This is a normal post Urgh

(pissflaps. FSPW, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:26, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wow, erm, have a good one matey, i guess.
:-)
 (I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Something that may amuse you:
I appear to own the only cat who is fascinated by fireworks. Someone let one off outside the flat last week & he was up on the study desk having a good nosy out the window.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:34, , Reply)
This is a normal post Strap a banger on it and see how fascinated the little c*** is.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Mon 5 Nov 2012, 16:37, , Reply)