Cannot. Bloody. Wait.
Two titans of ineptitude. Head to head. On live telly!
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Johnson and Corbyn to face off in live BBC debate
(, Fri 8 Nov 2019, 12:52, Reply)
These debates are fucking useless. We need to re-introduce Gladiators and have these cunts chased down by the Wolf up a wall.
(, Fri 8 Nov 2019, 13:09, Reply)
Fuck that.
Hand them both a Lirpa and have them fight to the death in a make-shift arena in the middle of the studio.
Johnson would certainly have a strength/weight advantage, but Corbyn could use his wiry agile frame to push for the win. Smaller target, too.
You could have the winner fight Sturgeonboss.
(, Fri 8 Nov 2019, 13:32, Reply)
Boris asks T’Pau for advice...
“The hair is the hair. What can be done?”
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jonbob loves you, Fri 8 Nov 2019, 14:53,
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Did you hear about the Vulcan who travelled all the way from his home planet to Manchester?
He'd heard he might get a job for T'factory
(, Sat 9 Nov 2019, 0:03, Reply)
Instead of The Wolf, can we please just have a wolf? Or a pack of them? I think that would make better telly.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Fri 8 Nov 2019, 13:49,
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"Crazed wolves in store a bad mistake, admits Mothercare."
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Happosai _,,,,_(O ; o)_,,,, Fri 8 Nov 2019, 17:43,
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The other day, I found out
that Wolf was older than I am when he started doing Gladiators.
This made me feel young(ish).
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monkeon schmonkeon, Fri 8 Nov 2019, 16:21,
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Why, how old were you when you started doing Gladiators?
I met Wolf and Woody Harrelson having a drink together at a bar in Majorca back in 2000.
They were putting on Spanish accents to try and throw me off the scent, but I bloody KNEW it was them! I've got camcorder evidence and everything. I really should get it digitised.
(, Fri 8 Nov 2019, 17:20, Reply)
This is something you need to digitise for posterity
Share please!
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hoppitygoestotown The temporal displacement occurred exactly, Fri 8 Nov 2019, 23:12,
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