Christmas Manatee I made this!
When Christmas Manatee comes along, rmember the words to this important song.
( Stallion_Explosion (formerly known as crab_bloke), Thu 2 Dec 2010, 18:22, Reply)

lols @ poo!
ha ha
( --- ---, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 18:36, Reply)

poo is always funny
FACT
( Stallion_Explosion (formerly known as crab_bloke), Thu 2 Dec 2010, 18:39, Reply)

poo is always funny
SCAT
( redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 18:47, Reply)

*calls social services*

( Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 19:05, Reply)

to tell them not to let the christmas manatee
see how disappointed they are, right?
( Stallion_Explosion (formerly known as crab_bloke), Thu 2 Dec 2010, 19:11, Reply)

Do you have an authorised Christmas manatee costume?
I'm fed up of dressing up as Santa for the kids.
(scum_monkey fucking hates your guts, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 19:46, Reply)

i don't, but it should be easy to make one
just find a normal non festive manatee, tear out its insides, put a christmas hat on it, and climb inside. job done
( Stallion_Explosion (formerly known as crab_bloke), Thu 2 Dec 2010, 20:28, Reply)

Like
Han Solo done?
( Jabberwoc misses D.R. and Quinch, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 17:35, Reply)

hahaha!
Ahhhh...cute mini-you!
( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 19:58, Reply)

yeah isn't he

( Stallion_Explosion (formerly known as crab_bloke), Thu 2 Dec 2010, 20:29, Reply)

Why is that child wearing Olive off On The Buses's wig?

(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 20:41, Reply)

that is his actual human hair
actually
( Stallion_Explosion (formerly known as crab_bloke), Thu 2 Dec 2010, 21:09, Reply)

So, you're saying that Olive is now bald
Just so you could humiliate a child?
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 21:22, Reply)

interestingly Olive's hair has migrated, one follicle at a time
to my son's head
( Stallion_Explosion (formerly known as crab_bloke), Thu 2 Dec 2010, 21:29, Reply)

Right
Why have you given a boy a haircut that would suit a child that needy american parents pushing their daughter into those hideous beauty pageants would have? Poor cunt's going to look at this stuff in a few years and want to kill you in your bed.
(bogus official shove it up your cunt, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 21:34, Reply)

Ha!
I honestly can't think of any response to that, you are clearly a brilliant parent.
( Stallion_Explosion (formerly known as crab_bloke), Thu 2 Dec 2010, 22:05, Reply)

I bet Stan isn't happy

( Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 21:34, Reply)

I won't mention
Where his pubes have migrated
( Stallion_Explosion (formerly known as crab_bloke), Thu 2 Dec 2010, 22:20, Reply)

Proper 70's helmet of power haircut
every kid should have one :) we used to call em "bowlheads" at school
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 21:39, Reply)

Yeah it's brilliant isn't it
He's a little viking.
( Stallion_Explosion (formerly known as crab_bloke), Thu 2 Dec 2010, 22:18, Reply)

Hahaha!
Wow, your daughter is growing up fast.

;-)
( greedydave cries when he wanks, Thu 2 Dec 2010, 23:33, Reply)

Ha ha ha ha!
The payoff at the end is wonderful.
( Smallbrainfield, Fri 3 Dec 2010, 13:22, Reply)