My brother always had gripples. They stuck to his ass hair and were disgusting.
(BrokenCoccyxdoesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 21:55,
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Dingleberries?
(The ScruntWants a Dozen Pints, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 22:10,
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How does it rape?
(DijitalFlouncing Back!, Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:34,
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Ikkles?
As in "Ikkle bits of sh*t - stuck to the hairs on my ar*e".
(minimalist..., Wed 11 Jul 2012, 12:21,
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you insenseitve batards
my mum died from impacted gripples
(fluffybunnykillerIs feasting on the clitoris of life, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 22:32,
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Probably only got your dad to blame for that.
(Herb Alpert's Taxi DriverI have very beautiful lips, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 22:47,
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I wipe me arse.
(pissflaps.FSPW, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 22:02,
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I bet dogs can still smell it a mile off.
(Herb Alpert's Taxi DriverI have very beautiful lips, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 22:07,
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It's because he wipes it with his hand.
If he wants to high five you - don't. The last guy got stuck there for a few seconds.
(BrokenCoccyxdoesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 10 Jul 2012, 22:11,
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A good dollop of Pedigree Chum smeared on the sniff is enough to fool a puppy.
And, having used Gripples in a professional capacity, they are not what should cause offence: