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This is a link post Feckin' Hilarious

(I helped save b3ta! insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 11:14, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fetch me the tape
My sides are splitting
 (Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 11:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post Give them a break.
It's Stroud. These are very simple people.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 11:19, , Reply)
This is a normal post Fair point
Makes a change from them pointing at buses in astonishment
 (Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 11:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post When I used to frequent the drinking establishments of Stroud I once met a man who did not own a pair of trousers.
Instead he had fashioned a rudimentary pair from bar towels and safety pins. When ever a panel was grubby, he'd unpin it and swap it with one of the towels currently on the bar. He claimed to have saved hundreds of pounds in both trouser finance and laundry.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 12:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post Harry Potter gave Dobby.... clothes!

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 15:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post We all know what Potter used that sock for.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 15:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Wait, are you suggesting that Harry gave Dobby the wand in his Diagon Alley?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 15:50, , Reply)
This is a normal post No, I'm suggesting that Dobby was the recipient of a wizard's wanking sock.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 16:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post Listen, I'm sure you have your fantasies, and I'm sure you've encountered some shameful pr0n in your day, but I don't want to be a part of it.

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 16:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Liar. You totally want to be part of it.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 16:38, , Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 16:58, , Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 18:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just like every Hollywood remake: quick cuts to give the impression of excitement; no substance

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 19:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post Is the Queen Vic still the drinking establishment of choice
for the underaged and the unwashed?
 (I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 11:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post Its the blue sky thats confused them,poor devils must have been a bad day for them

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 16:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post to be fair, you cant hear what they're saying

(benito vaselini no not that one, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 11:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post could the world get any crazier??

(I helped save b3ta! Turboesprit Volume knob, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 11:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post Cunts

(I helped save b3ta! TownsendsPublisher is all gravy baby, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 12:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's funny because their horns don't work.

(I helped save b3ta! Varmint, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 12:17, , Reply)
This is a normal post I guess they just want to heifer chat
cud be about the weather, maybe it's fresian there? Bet they're just talking bull or some other tripe
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 12:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post Those are offal jokes

(I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 15:33, , Reply)
This is a normal post you should hear my udder ones

(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 15:49, , Reply)
This is a normal post Michael McIntyre:
You have two cows. They're not funny.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 12:36, , Reply)
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Also: "Neighbour tells of ‘weird barbecue’ smell in garden where burned body discovered" \o/
 (I helped save b3ta! joetotale blear-e'ed, wither'd spectre, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 13:25, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Freshman 15 strikes again

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 15:24, , Reply)
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(I helped save b3ta! Tusk knows where you live, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 17:12, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like this
and at the same time it makes me sad
when at all comes down to it, it's a very human thing, being a cow
 (macroscian (1 like), Mon 9 Oct 2017, 17:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post No, guys you've all missed the joke
This is Stroud, right. On the common. But there are cows on the common. Cows. On. The. Common. You see? They...shouldn't be there. On the common. It's very funny, that.
 (I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Mon 9 Oct 2017, 21:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Actually they have free run on Minchinhampton and Rodborough Common
They also have right of way so if you crash into them you're paying for the cow.
 (I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 11:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post Okay, now there's nothing funny about it at all

(I helped save b3ta! The_cold_stare Coming here only when very, very bored, Tue 10 Oct 2017, 18:46, , Reply)