First belly laugh of the day :D
a daft joke that made me chuckle a bit too loudly
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the_log_knows ..to pay cheeses, to the leopards in your head, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 8:18,
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an oldie but a goldie...
...by the way, my new 'modern life is crap and everyones an idiot' thing what gets on my nerves is why people never remember and tell jokes any more, they go "oh, here's a good one" and then take out their phone and read it out in a really stilted way.
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Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 9:18,
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mate in the pub the other day
"Did I send you that joke?"
"which one?"
"That one about so and so and the thing"
"I don't think so"
"Yeah, that one... so... (proceeds to tell me half the joke, badly)... tell you what I'll send it now."
*five minutes prannying around*
"You got it yet?"
"yes"
"s'good that one"
"yes"
*sigh*
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Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 9:23,
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I remember that joke when I was in school
Which was a few years ago now! :)
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 9:27,
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Yes, we always have the last bit going something like:
Teacher: And what's your name little girl?
Little girl: Breeze Block *said like a mongy*
Even made my Mum laugh once and she doesn't put up with much of that.
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Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 2 Jul 2010, 9:32,
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