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This is a link post Glitter banned by Dorset children's nursery chain
Yes, I thought it too.
 (I helped save b3ta! transparenttown Dead to worse..., Fri 17 Nov 2017, 10:55, Reply)
This is a normal post I wholeheartedly endorse this
not least because the fucking stuff gets everywhere. My daughter recently made some biscuits and lets just say they weren't entirely glitter free urgh
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 11:01, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes, but on the plus side fabulous sparkly poo!

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 11:28, Reply)
This is a normal post cheap colonic irrigation
*chugs swarfega*
 (theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 11:33, Reply)
This is a normal post Is that the Swarfega with the fresh orange scent and added beads for your pleasure?

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 16:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Great idea.
They can play with swarf from machine shops instead. Bit sharper, but just as sparkly.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 11:04, Reply)
This is a normal post Magnesium is your friend.

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 11:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Throw in some rust and that's a recipe for some impromptu welding :)

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 11:30, Reply)
This is a normal post You need alumina and rust for that.
Erm, so I have heard,.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 12:28, Reply)
This is a normal post I was counting on the swarf being ally.
And I've made it before... it's purdy :D
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post You should send some through the post to him to look at

(I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 16:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Perfectly safe to post! Takes a lot of heat to get the reaction going.

(I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 18:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Well, you could make it humidity, pressure or shock unstable.
Chemistry is so bracing.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 18:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Magnesium makes an ideal catalyst/fuse though.

(Huw Edwards Digital ID is fine, shut up, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 17:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Nothing says “start a fire”
Like magnesium chips does.

But no extinguisher is going to help once starts.
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 19:02, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm frankly alarmed at the thought of him ending up in the food chain

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 11:15, Reply)
This is a normal post There's biodegradable glitter out there so I suspect the real reason is the staff don't want to keep cleaning it up.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 11:19, Reply)
This is a normal post You can't polish a turd.
You can't roll it in glitter. You can't do anything.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 12:09, Reply)
This is a normal post *Kills self*

(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 17:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Well DUH
He's a paedo. Why would they let him in?
 (MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 12:18, Reply)
This is a normal post Group manager Harriet Pacey said their nurseries already avoid a lot of single-use items
So it is a cost cutting exercise. They want everything to be able to be used many many times so little jenny does not cost them more in glitter than they got to look after her today.
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Fri 17 Nov 2017, 12:48, Reply)