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This is a link post Hey kids! D'ya like science?
Then prepare to strap in and rage like hell at this!


"Do you have any scientific data on the EasyDefense tag’s effectiveness?
Although it has proven to be completely safe and effective, no large scale studies or clinical trials have been done on the EasyDefense Tag because the application of the underlying technology when used as a pest repellent for pets is relatively new. The energetic technology itself has been well tested and proven effective and has been used in Europe for many years in other applications for humans."
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Only a certain type of mystical hippy idiot would even consider buying this crap after reading about it.
I,for one, wish them all the luck in the world fleecing these twats, and wish I had thought of it first. You should have posted this in QOTW.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:19, Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe we shoudl set up a company to do just this?
Quantum Energy Fleeces Ltd. Keeping hippies warm using bio-energy!
Then just send 'em an empty box.
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:30, Reply)
This is a normal post I'm hoping to emmigrate to the States by the end of the year,
and feel I'll be much better placed to do this sort of thing.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:36, Reply)
This is a normal post I should probably pimp my mate's product at this point
ferfuxache.blogspot.co.uk/2011/10/dr-gordie-faex-introduces-fecalift-only.html

edit: may contain traces of satire.
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:53, Reply)
This is a normal post But,
it's been proven that adding fibre to water and rubbing it on your face makes your skin look younger. Right up to the point where you wash it off. Once again, hats off to those guys. They've got more than the incredulous hippy moron market, they're taking billions from women all over the planet. If I see my missus pick up anything other than the cheapest, sold in litres moisturiser- she insists on slavering that shit all over herself on a daily basis- the rant she gets about the science behind it, makes sure she doesn't do it again.

I want to qualify here, she buys cheap moisturiser because she's not a complete div, and she doesn't listen to what I say, she just wants me to stop talking.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:12, Reply)
This is a normal post Family friend who is a dermatologist had to spent two years having to argue that point with one of his teenage daughters...

(UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:21, Reply)
This is a normal post You sound like a cross between Ben Goldacre & Alf Garnett.
(I approve)
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:45, Reply)
This is a normal post a fleece does keep you warm using bio-energy though

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:44, Reply)
This is a normal post but is still made of fossil fuels!
hahaha
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Yeah, but they'd only get an emprty box...

(UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:12, Reply)
This is a normal post I have oftern mulled over one of these 'fleece credulous hippy/freeman' schemes.
The downside is that you'd have to associate with hippies.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:34, Reply)
This is a normal post yeah, the, er, 'energetic technology'...
file under piffle
 (Ol' Ginger Bastard a role model for the children, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Jesus...
Quote : "The process operates with quantum mechanic's refined frequencies, and is somewhat similar to the basic principles of homeopathy." it's just random words.
 (I helped save b3ta! Brandy_Bumwinkle, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Just words.
And a $80 price tag.
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:07, Reply)
This is a normal post I'LL HAVE TWELVETY MILLION PLEASE!!!!!11
As a good rule of thumb, any product that uses the word "quantum" in the description is going to be quackery.
And conversely, products that do work using quantum properties never mention it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:10, Reply)
This is a normal post My dog got a the cheap chemical alternative.
£2 from the shops.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 11:53, Reply)
This is a normal post
Being part of my vet's pet club thing I effectively get mine for free. I'm scared of showing certain people in my family this as I know some of them would not get the joke and probably buy it. :(
 (Ursafluff, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post I just use petrol.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:21, Reply)
This is a normal post holy crap trading standards ought to take these people to the cleaners

(I helped save b3ta! Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 12:30, Reply)
This is a normal post Dog lovr 24 from Lancaster has a cockapoo?
Or a pooeycock? I think he really loves his dog.
 (I helped save b3ta! Draconacticus Reject shampoo. Demand real poo!, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:13, Reply)
This is a normal post Does any lovely person with a Twitter account here fancy popping that over to Ben Goldacre?

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:25, Reply)
This is a normal post ok.

(I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:31, Reply)
This is a normal post FanxXx

(MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 13:44, Reply)
This is a normal post No worries.
Happy to help.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:00, Reply)
This is a normal post I don't get Twitter :-(
I saw you post it to him, I can't find it now, and how do I see what witty response he's got for it??

I guess Twitter was invented after I turned 30, which means it is evil magic and hard. I now know why my mum cries when she tries to work the video recorder.
 (MrOli is ugly, but in the morning you will be sober, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Just keep an eye on the tweet via my twitter profile, if he does respond it will give you the option to view conversation.
That and I'll let you know.
 (I helped save b3ta! skeltonator Needs some new daps., Thu 12 Jul 2012, 14:45, Reply)
This is a normal post i hope everyone
that purchases one of these ends up with lyme disease from their tick infested dogs.
 (I helped save b3ta! miss fortunate last posted ages ago, Thu 12 Jul 2012, 16:00, Reply)