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This is a link post IBM Watson Personality Insights
Enter at least 100 words to get your personality analysed.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 18:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Barnum Effect?

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 18:42, Reply)
This is a normal post Most definitely not.
The IBM Watson supercomputer finds your star sign based on numerous linguistic features, then retrieves your astrological data with the precision of a Sagittarius.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 18:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Load of bollocks.
I tried three different pieces of writing I've produced and got wildly different results.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Awful Puppy Bakery is still bored, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 19:08, Reply)
This is a normal post YOUR WRITING HAS BEEN ANALYSED... RESULTS
LOAD OF BOLLOCKS.

AMAZING.

REBELLIOUS.
 (I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 19:10, Reply)
This is a normal post from my b3ta posts
You are a bit compulsive, somewhat critical and shrewd.

You are melancholy: you think quite often about the things you are unhappy about.
You are self-conscious: you are sensitive about what others might be thinking about you.
And you are intermittent: you have a hard time sticking with difficult tasks for a long period of time.

More than most people, your choices are driven by a desire for organization.

You consider both taking pleasure in life and independence to guide a large part of what you do.
You are highly motivated to enjoy life to its fullest. And you like to set your own goals to decide
how to best achieve them.

*Compared to most people who participated in our surveys.
 (I helped save b3ta! omnitruncatedkraken from Empire Algol, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 19:26, Reply)
This is a normal post Fuck
I did a hundred and one words on it and I thought it got me perfectly.

As a result I hate computers like Linda Hamilton hated the Terminator and I've been fucked one or two of them too.
 (suvrad now hopes he’s given you covid-22 on, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 21:03, Reply)
This is a normal post I 've had to scratch around for large enough blocks of text written in my own voice
Most of the writing I do day-to-day tends to be in technicalese, and most of my online communications tend to be fairly back-and-forth conversations.

I fed it two b3ta posts that met the requirements and got the following:

www.b3ta.com/links/1322518:
"You are confident, expressive and shrewd.

You are calm under pressure: you handle unexpected events calmly and effectively. You are self-assured: you tend to feel calm and self-assured. And you are unstructured: you do not make a lot of time for organization in your daily life.

More than most people, your choices are driven by a desire for self-expression.

You are relatively unconcerned with both taking pleasure in life and helping others. You prefer activities with a purpose greater than just personal enjoyment. And you think people can handle their own business without interference."

www.b3ta.com/links/1316835:
"You are shrewd, skeptical and tranquil.

You are philosophical: you are open to and intrigued by new ideas and love to explore them. You are laid-back: you appreciate a relaxed pace in life. And you are proud: you hold yourself in high regard, satisfied with who you are.

You are motivated to seek out experiences that provide a strong feeling of well-being.

You consider helping others to guide a large part of what you do: you think it is important to take care of the people around you. You are relatively unconcerned with taking pleasure in life: you prefer activities with a purpose greater than just personal enjoyment."

Now there's some common themes in there, and parts that I'd recognise, but also some blatantly contradictory things too. I'd say it's a 60% score at best.
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 21:39, Reply)
This is a normal post Waste of time.
Gave them 100 words (just some random thoughts that came into my head) and it gave me incorrect broad platitudes.
 (I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 22:20, Reply)
This is a normal post I tried to write 100 words on my phone and thr connection timed out...
" You lack patience and don't suffer fools glady"
 (sithemong, Thu 23 Jul 2015, 22:23, Reply)
This is a normal post You need to start working on the weekends mate.
Loads of them then, big queue of the fuckers.
EDIT: your edit means this all makes even less sense.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 0:37, Reply)
This is a normal post I wrote cunt minge 100 times
Which took fucking ages on my phone and it said it didn't have it in its lexicon.

Dick
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 8:31, Reply)
This is a normal post well there's a new word for you
Lexicon. Stick that up your lexicon and smoke it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 21:16, Reply)
This is a normal post The most interesting thing about this
is just how uninteresting it turns out to be!
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Fri 24 Jul 2015, 11:04, Reply)