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This is a link post "I like my X like I like my Y" jokes
A lot of these jokes are really tired and sexist, but there are quite a few gems in there too. The one that made me laugh out loud at work at a volume that aroused suspicion from my boss was:
"I like my butter like I like my sex - it can only come from goats"
 (I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 12:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post Interesting how quickly a lot of the commenters forget they're on a comedy thread and responding to a joke.
I guess they all think they're therapists or something.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 12:38, , Reply)
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my fave in there somewhere is "I like my women like I like my square roots. If it's under 16 I'll do it in my head".
 (UTB, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 13:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like my women like my garden birds
great tits and swallows
 (I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 14:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post I like my coffee like I like my women

...Ground up and in the freezer.
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 14:08, , Reply)
This is a normal post wine / women
12 years old and in a rack in my basement
 (I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 14:10, , Reply)
This is a normal post ...all over my lap when i'm driving.

(I helped save b3ta! Fray Brentos *mega-belms*, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 16:22, , Reply)
This is a normal post She was only an
undertaker's daughter but she knew how to bury a stiff
 (yokelrobin THE NERD WHOSE HAIR DEFIES GRAVITY/FASHION, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 15:16, , Reply)
This is a normal post They missed the fact that
she was only the welder's daughter but she had acetylene legs.
 (MuckTrumpet is winking furiously, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 15:38, , Reply)
This is a normal post She was only the Mcanns daughter but they knew how to......
Amidointhisright?
 (I helped save b3ta! fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 15:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post She was only a grocer's daughter
but she fucked the miners, the steelworkers and the ship builders, whilst selling off the family silver to her cronies.
 (I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 15:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Winner of the B3TA comment in this thread

(Solomio, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 17:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post She was only a grocer's daughter
But she had a milky snatch.


Topicalpoliticslols
 (I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 18:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Ha ha, and
She was only the Policeman's daughter, but she let the Chief Inspector.
 (I helped save b3ta! fred zeppelin II: Electric Boogaloo, Fri 26 Jun 2015, 16:38, , Reply)