Ian Bowler's Poem About Nigel Farage
I made this!
Tory MP's ode to UKIP leader will make you cry actual chives from your eye-holes. What happens at 1:32 may just mean you never punch eels in the same way again!
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Natt, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 15:32,
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Ace!
UPDATE: I've written another stanza for you.
Nigel Farage, Nigel Farage,
He's a git and looks like an amphibian.
I decided to go for free verse, obviously.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 15:45,
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That's lovely
It reminds me of how pleased I was in my Michael Gove poem to realise that "Michael" rhymed with "part of a frog's life cycle."
(https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=meSAJGc3-Hw)
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Natt, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 16:13,
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LOL at "Lezzies"
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Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 16:21,
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Good work as always!
The rage reminds me of the time we grassed him up to RATM for using Killing in The Name during a speech.
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moogy boobles, Mon 28 Apr 2014, 16:47,
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Superb
By the way, type vagina into Google translate and see what it is in Malay.
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