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This is a link post Jamie Oliver offends Spain NSFW
Everyone's favorite fat tongued mockney twat has upset a few twitterers by making paella wrong.
 (Roger McGough-Pipe, Tue 4 Oct 2016, 21:28, Reply)
This is a normal post We need a tax on Jamie Oliver
Anyone who watches his shows, buys his books, follows his recipes, eats at his restaurants, should be taxed HARD.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Tue 4 Oct 2016, 22:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Can you take John Oliver back while you're at it?

(I helped save b3ta! BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Tue 4 Oct 2016, 22:35, Reply)
This is a normal post No deal.
He was, and to a great extent, remains, a complete nobody over here. Unheard of and unwanted. You lot made him, you keep him, unfunny smug twat.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 3:18, Reply)
This is a normal post I always thought
that the Paella was the pan the dish is cooked in, rather than what goes into it?
 (I helped save b3ta! insignificantsnivellinglittleturd I Like Peas, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 11:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Nah its a meal and he got it wrong
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paella
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 11:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Given that different regions of Spain have massively different versions of the dish,
and that they can't even agree amongst themselves what the recipe as actually supposed to be, then this just seems to be a load of Spanish chefs agreeing to forget their differences to have a pop at the British guy.

"It needs chicken and prawns."
"It needs snails and artichokes."
"No! Chicken and prawns."
"Allo guys I got this pucker new recipe 'ere, get it down ya."
"Get fucked."
 (eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 13:31, Reply)
This is a normal post I had Paella containing Chorizo the other day
So respectfully they can go fuck themselves.
 (I helped save b3ta! evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 17:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Personally I don't give a shit
Nothing wrong with adapting a meal to your own recipe or taste. Fucking everything is bastardised anyway
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 18:54, Reply)
This is a normal post Everyone knows that paella should have courgette, peas, button mushrooms and Uncle Bens rice

(FartThroughAWalkieTalkie wished you were dead in ditch on, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 20:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Years ago, like, circa 2000

I got an email with a load of pictures of Jamie Oliver, basically with the moniker, "I'm a fat-tongued wanker". Does anyone remember seeing it?

Loads of badly-photoshopped pictures of him, the best one was a picture of Carol Vorderman in Countdown with Jamie's face pasted over the top pointing to the words "I'm a cunt".

I've been trawling the interwebs for ages looking for that picture, if anyone knows where I might find it, or the thread, please GAZ me!
 (I helped save b3ta! Turquoise Hexagon Sun has just dropped acid on, Wed 5 Oct 2016, 22:11, Reply)