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This is a link post Live Looping voice and rap. One minute, One Take. I made this!
After my Tobacco Beast vid got 3 times as many views as my poetry ones, I wondered could live looping my voice could be a new way to perform old poems? 5 years ago I had took a bus to Hanley Jobcentre in Stoke and got told that my girlfriend's 20 hours a week meant I would only get NI contributions and no cash. Two Buses had cost £8 so I'd wasted time and money and felt like a fucking idiot. I waited for an hour in an overgrown old car park out the back. I wrote this poem to escape how shit the day was going!
(I helped save b3ta! William MakesBeer poetman.co.uk, Sat 16 May 2015, 11:59, Reply)
This is a normal post Hipster beard or nonce beard?

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 16 May 2015, 12:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Mormon.

(I helped save b3ta! Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Sat 16 May 2015, 12:22, Reply)
This is a normal post Founding father?

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 16 May 2015, 12:26, Reply)
This is a normal post He needs a big black hat with a massive buckle on the front.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Sat 16 May 2015, 12:28, Reply)
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"four score and twenty years ago"
 (I helped save b3ta! William MakesBeer poetman.co.uk, Sat 16 May 2015, 12:32, Reply)
This is a normal post and a horse-drawn DAW

(I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sat 16 May 2015, 12:33, Reply)
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Thats a top idea. A hi-tech luddite.
 (I helped save b3ta! William MakesBeer poetman.co.uk, Sat 16 May 2015, 13:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Taliban

(I helped save b3ta! notoolsovernight you're all luvvly an' 'orrible, Sat 16 May 2015, 14:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Talihoe

(smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 16 May 2015, 19:16, Reply)
This is a normal post Muslamic

(Spin Its a thing., Sat 16 May 2015, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post MuslaMC
And the Explosive 5?
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 16 May 2015, 19:20, Reply)
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I could do a furious mashup rap, write parts for Abraham Lincoln, an Amish Farmer, a Muslim Imam. Might leave out the nonce tho.
 (I helped save b3ta! William MakesBeer poetman.co.uk, Sat 16 May 2015, 23:56, Reply)
This is a normal post They are not mutually exclusive.

(I helped save b3ta! MyFrontFellOff ; his mouth full of teddies, urinating defiantly, Sat 16 May 2015, 12:48, Reply)
This is a normal post Nonster

(I helped save b3ta! Michael Ellis contributes nothing, Sat 16 May 2015, 16:57, Reply)
This is a normal post No.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 16 May 2015, 13:30, Reply)
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... and in that instant, his dreams of convincing Jim Jones to be his twelfth youtube subscriber were proved hopeless.
 (I helped save b3ta! William MakesBeer poetman.co.uk, Sat 16 May 2015, 14:24, Reply)
This is a normal post Here, have some Kool Aid.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sat 16 May 2015, 15:00, Reply)
This is a normal post Cheers!
A votre santé!
 (I helped save b3ta! William MakesBeer poetman.co.uk, Sat 16 May 2015, 15:20, Reply)
This is a normal post Almond after taste?
Perhaps?
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 16 May 2015, 19:21, Reply)
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its more like pear drops, maybe I got the wrong mug?
 (I helped save b3ta! William MakesBeer poetman.co.uk, Sat 16 May 2015, 23:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Don't be a cunt.
Don't slag off other boarders' creative work. If you don't like it say nothing and don't click 'i like this'.
 (I helped save b3ta! tickle I was away, Sat 16 May 2015, 16:39, Reply)
This is a normal post It's in the FAQ
OFF
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 16 May 2015, 19:14, Reply)
This is a normal post apparently not being a cunt requires bullet points
if only we had guns
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 16 May 2015, 22:05, Reply)
This is a normal post We got code...
... does code count as guns?
(And give me break, this is best pun I could think of all day, I was admittedly looking for a good place to drop it)
 (smellysamlyingcable Seaman on, Sat 16 May 2015, 23:43, Reply)
This is a normal post No.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Sun 17 May 2015, 3:32, Reply)
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LEAVE IT tickle, HE'S NOT WORTH IT!
 (I helped save b3ta! William MakesBeer poetman.co.uk, Sun 17 May 2015, 15:13, Reply)