Man updates to Windows 10
Leaves it over night to install. Wakes up to porn.
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 10:55,
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That has been his excuse every time since Windows 98.
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 10:57,
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I like how he is refusing to turn it back on
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 10:57,
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I'm surprised he hasn't shot it
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 12:13,
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Only amateurs save their porn in My Pictures.
The rest of us save it in a folder on the desktop.
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 11:09,
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I keep some in an empty Ricicles box behind the video.
The good stuff is laminated and displayed around the sex cage in the black room.
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Amateur
Printed in BW on old newspapers, randomly stuck to walls but with 100% coverage (don't forget the windows, all 10 of them)
The trick is to articulately rip off pieces of the second layer when it's half dry.
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Fucking idiot.
Too stupid to use a computer, yet probably has a driving licence and is entitled to vote in a general election.
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Haha!!
excellent, my uncles computer updated yesterday too, I wouldn't put it past him to put porn in "my pictures". Apparently he doesn't need to worry about IT security / stupidity.
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Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 12:30,
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Have to call fake on this, by default the slideshow screensaver is not selected.
So for him to leave it updating and not changing to that screensaver it did not happen.
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I have yet to update to 10
but they might be referring to the live view tile for pictures rather than a slideshow
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A Rory Borealis here under duress, Sun 2 Aug 2015, 16:07,
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