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This is a link post More Video Of Jason Russell's 'Naked Breakdown'
MUCH better qual than the other, leaves no doubt it's actually him, and camp as a row of pink tents on Blackpool beach!

I'm thinking now yet another deeply religious chappy 'struggling with his sins' might have something to do with this whole thing? Certainly explains the Glee dance-video rip offs!

Sorry for Daily What linky but it's not an online video format I'm familiar with and I can't be arsed to work out how to linky it directly on here, well worth seeing tho!

*edit* this might help fill you all in: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Igw8fA962X8 Charlie Brooker's skit on the 10 O'clock show about it gives needy context.
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:12, Reply)
This is a normal post 'camp as a row of pink tents on Blackpool beach'
There is a very high level of 'you go girl' in his mannerisms isnt there?
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:15, Reply)
This is a normal post Finger snaps and twinkle steps, turn and JAZZ HANDS!
Just a bit...

I think this was the last piece of the puzzle we needed to make all the rest of the parts of this fascinating fiasco fall into place, and you know what, I can't wait till Trey Parker and Matt Stone make the movie, it's gonna be FABULOUS!
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:21, Reply)
This is a normal post Double Dream Hands!!!

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:23, Reply)
This is a normal post Hahaha!
I've been completely lost as to what on earth was going on with this entire thing all week since Charlie Brooker started me off with his 10 o'clock show expose on the cult connection, at first I just couldn't believe any of it could be for real, but some checking around (following links on the Beeb site) showed it was undeniably so and had been going on for ages, but every propaganda video they've made looks and feels so much like Chris Morris or someone similar was involved I was convinced initially it just had to be an elaborate hoax, nothing THAT knowingly camp and overtly exuberant whilst simultaneously being linked to a Merkin extreme fundamentalist christian cult could possibly not be having some sort of a knowing joke with us or itself or SOMEONE, the incompatible juxtaposition was just too much to accept, but honestly if the guy's a deeply repressed homo suddenly the whole thing starts to fall into place!

Still wondering if he got nobbled by someone tho, tho now I'm thinking more that possibly his last 'trick' recognised him and added some GHB into his Jesus Juice!?

*edit* altho thinking about it, if he's been having to suppress the homo for so long, and then ends up involved in something THIS big and important to so many of his peers and supporters and his country, and finds SOOO much media spotlight directed straight at him pretty much 24/7, meaning he has less and less private time to relax and just let the whole act slide for a bit, it is perfectly possible he just finally snapped in a crazy meltdown of extreme camp release! The pressure finally popped the cork, as it were!?
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I think I just
figured out why Tom Cruise's acting technique is so ... earnestly intense ;)
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Oh you wait
one day someone will release a secret tape of him singing along with gusto to The Wizard Of Oz whilst dressed as Dorothy during one of his days off, ending with him sobbing quietly and clicking his ruby slippers together...

'There's no place like home, there's noooo plaaaaace liiiiiike hooooooooomoooooooooooo *sob, sob, gaaaaah!!*
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:48, Reply)
This is a normal post
"extreme camp release!"
heheh ~_~
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:17, Reply)
This is a normal post Well why do you think so many straight guys with hard man reputations to constantly support
go running into pink frillies at every rare opportunity!?

'A stag do!? I'll get the babydoll nighties ordered!' ;)
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:52, Reply)
This is a normal post surely that should be...
JAZZ JIZZ
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Poor guy.
I can only hope Bono is next.
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:19, Reply)
This is a normal post That'd be sweet....
So it would.
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:20, Reply)
This is a normal post why is everyone so anti bono?
surely it would be better for society if we were all pro-bono?
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:29, Reply)
This is a normal post Ba-dam Tsh!

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:50, Reply)
This is a normal post haha
DC right wingers employ viral marketer to create a campaign to justify a land invasion to grab Uganda's newly discovered oil reserves , viral marketer goes mental under the pressure and unleashes his inner Judy Garland.
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, now I didn't even know about the oil reserves!
And yet another piece of the puzzle, so in fact this whole thing may have been with the Merkin 'intelligence' folk's blessing up till this point, looking for another backward country with useful resources they can 'liberate' and bring their special brand of 'enforced democracy' to, all they needed was the public and media's blessing, but how to go about it since we're all a damned sight wiser to their games since the last one!?

Good lord, it's like some kind of mad internet conspiracy theorist finally got into Merkin intelligence and got given a billion dollar budget!

Honestly I cannot WAIT for the movie!
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Very camp.
So very camp indeed.
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 9:55, Reply)
This is a normal post Had a discussion with a mate about the origins of gay camp t'other day whilst stoned
as is often the best way, and basically decided it largely comes down to str8 guy homophobic bullying.

Like if a guy says 'You've got a high voice' in a threatening 'and are going to die for it' way in some public scenario, what's the best way to deal with it? Saying sorry, trying to 'butch up' or in any way attempting to make amends for your 'sin' is only going to 'prove the point' and invite the violence, but going 'Ooh yes deary!' and mocking them camply is either gonna end up making everyone laugh or him disgusted to the point of buggering off, which HAS to work better!

So in conclusion, very overtly str8 overly macho guys who feel the need to act out about it are most likely the very reason why every gay guy they ever meet is so sickeningly camp and all in their face about it, they create one another whenever they meet up!
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:14, Reply)
This is a normal post Camper than LP & Ozzy having a mince-off
....with Miranda cheerleading.
wearing pink, suede chaps.
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:38, Reply)
This is a normal post Oi you deleter, you deleted my replay, now I gotta cut n paste it back in:
what do you reckon about the whole thing then?

Personally I'm loving it, I still can't quite believe it's actually real and not some kind of ridiculous Russell T Davies script from his more Queer As Folk personal wish fulfilment days, and am waiting for the moment it all ends with David Tennant pressing a big red button followed by Catherine Tate explaining it all to us with some ridiculous techno babble!
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:52, Reply)
This is a normal post To be honest *dons serious hat* I'm fairly disgusted by the whole thing
That he's a shameless self-publicist funding an extravagant lifestyle & travelling all round the world on large amounts of money harvested from people who thought they were giving to save children in africa is one thing. Using large amounts of that money to push his religious beliefs is another.
The whole thing sickens me.
That he's clearly a massive whoopsie is a brief distraction from the whole sickening affair.
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:08, Reply)
This is a normal post Well as Charlie Brooker and his team of researchers found out the whole Invisible Children thing was entirely a cover
for the actual intention of making lots of cash to fund Christian fundamentalist's attempts to muster the world's youth into supporting them thru giving them a seemingly undeniable B&W cause to support, replete with youth pleasing stickers and dance routines, and it was doing damn well right up till Brooker exposed said ulterior motives (*edit* and the fact Kony turns out to have left the country 6 years ago so the whole thing is actually massively out of date) and, well, then this happened!

And yes the whole thing does indeed sicken, particularly if there may also, as Clay points out, have been an agenda tacked on later to garner support for another 'resources for Merka' war, but to end in quite such a camply exuberant manner as this, c'mon feller, you HAVE to love the inherent and frankly unbelievably ironic schadenfreude that their chosen leader to fight God's cause (as they see it) was in fact a deeply closetted gay guy who only wanted to direct huge camp dance numbers (and therefore hence his abilities with viral videos), and manages to destroy everything they were planning by the power of naked voguing when the realities of his situation all got too much for him! ;)

*edit* if it makes you feel better let's hope he becomes a massive gay icon for 'bringing them down from the inside' and becomes a gay rights campaigner forming an equally strongly supported group for gay christians against insidious far right fundamentalist's attempts to pervert everyone's kids into Soldiers For God thru propaganda and peer pressure mind control, and gets TWICE as much financial support than they did! LET BATTLE COMMENCE!
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 11:23, Reply)
This is a normal post fkgriojgeoejogrf!! Why you!!
I'll have you know i'm not remotely camp.

*readjusts handbag*

*minces off*
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 13:52, Reply)
This is a normal post drugged up to the eyeballs that one!

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:52, Reply)
This is a normal post And letting it AAAALLLL hang out!

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 10:58, Reply)
This is a normal post South Park episode INCOMING!!!

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 12:05, Reply)
This is a normal post haha

(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 12:33, Reply)
This is a normal post am I the only one who thinks this is simply his company's exit strategy?
keep stealing money from gullible people until someone rumbles them
then distract everyone with a massive crazy act, go in to "hospital" for 6 months and magic, people have forgotten about the cash
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 13:42, Reply)
This is a normal post There's every possibility he was only employed as a front man thanks to his viral video capabilities
and this is indeed his exit strategy, but only by way of getting out of it so he can indulge in a bit of 'I am what I am' now he's figured out that what that is is in no way compatible with his employers agendas?

Quite where the money goes now surely isn't as important, hopefully, as the fact that it's no longer going to be quite so free-flowing in the future? Least ways so long as we all get clued up about what actually went on here via other folks doing their own 'liberal propaganda' that entertains and informs us of the other side of this coin during the next week of TV!

I am, as others have said, looking forward to the inevitable South Park episode, not to mention this weeks 10 o'clock show!
(, Mon 19 Mar 2012, 13:54, Reply)