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This is a link post Somebody I know decorated his tent at Glasto....


He is OFFICIALLY the wankest person at Glastonbury
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 19:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Yep.
King wanker.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 19:51, Reply)
This is a normal post last year....
..he used his iphone to facebook pages of 'old people dancin lol'..

King Wanky wank wank of Wankonia.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 19:59, Reply)
This is a normal post I would like to poo in his tent.
And splash it around a bit.
 (pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 20:36, Reply)
This is a normal post the dirty little cunt.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 21:16, Reply)
This is a normal post What a wanker!
His wankerishness makes me cringe, I hope someone sneaks into his tent while it is unattented and steals his jaffa cakes, WANKER!
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 20:20, Reply)
This is a normal post That took me a minute then
What the fuck is the point of that!
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 20:27, Reply)
This is a normal post it's what festivals are all about...
....music, free love, peace to all men, expressing yourself, having fun, and announcing your brand loyalty towards one of the world's leading electronics companies while simultaneously boasting about how much money you spend on gadgets and looking like a total cunt.
 (I helped save b3ta! Kung_Fu_Russ ran out of amusing signatures on, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 20:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Did he not watch this?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbD8jFPHbNE

He may as well write 'ROB ME' on it.
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 20:45, Reply)
This is a normal post Though leaving it unattended like that
the locals might just try and turn it into cider
 (I helped save b3ta! Professor Fnord Regius Professor of B3ta Chronology, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 20:46, Reply)
This is a normal post Steve Jobs
has actually created a small range of 'boutique' tents for Millets.
They are all the rage don't you know?
 (I helped save b3ta! Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver I have very beautiful lips, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 21:04, Reply)
This is a normal post I'll bet


.. the design is to die for
 (Montyphuq, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 22:38, Reply)
This is a normal post did the person who made it kill themself?
or does the hing not work proerly when touched? (i was going to say when your hand is on the pole...)
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 20:35, Reply)
This is a normal post You call Glastonbury "Glasto"

(I helped save b3ta! Paster of Muppets is an incredible screen name, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 20:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I stopped going to Glastonbury years ago
because it was getting more and more of this kind of person.

fuck Glastonbury, it's gone shit shit shit
 (I helped save b3ta! --- ---, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 20:48, Reply)
This is a normal post i made this joke today
"i don't have a small enough penis to need an ipad to make up for it"

i was very pleased with myself

*smugs
 (DreddPirateBob has watched every scifi film ever on, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 21:44, Reply)
This is a normal post Is the joke that you actually do have a small enough penis?
:p
 (I helped save b3ta! Alzo wouldn't ride your mum into battle, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 22:27, Reply)
This is a normal post apple products are about the same as any other company's products


But for arseholes

Who want to spend more
 (Montyphuq, Thu 24 Jun 2010, 22:37, Reply)
This is a normal post Come back and say that again once you've got yourself a MacPro

(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Fri 25 Jun 2010, 0:33, Reply)