Wait, are you trying to tell me that nuclear war is bad?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 16 Aug 2022, 12:13,
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No, just highlight the potential benefit for fatties
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 16 Aug 2022, 12:23,
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Plus since your stomach lining keeps sloughing off what you do manage to keep down won’t go to your hips anyway.
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jonbob loves you, Tue 16 Aug 2022, 13:00,
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Yes, you might fart it
AKA when the wind blows
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 16 Aug 2022, 13:33,
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You should really just try diet and exercise
There's no need for WW3 just because you bought an optimistically sized pair of trousers
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WW3 will probably break out for an even sillier reason
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Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Tue 16 Aug 2022, 13:40,
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Ok, ok, lockdown was hard on all of us alright?
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Tue 16 Aug 2022, 14:30,
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the knack is to go cannibalism right from the get go, rather than put it off until you're weak and hungry
ideally, you really want to be eating your neighbour's face off with a nice chianti as soon as you hear the sirens
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Tue 16 Aug 2022, 14:26,
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There's a fair amount of meat on the average labrador too.
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FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Tue 16 Aug 2022, 18:19,
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Breaking news
from the No Shit Sherlock college of stuff everyone else kind of already knew
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id10ts WTF happened, Tue 16 Aug 2022, 15:50,
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The threat of Nuclear war has always been my excuse
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buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Tue 16 Aug 2022, 17:13,
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