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This is a link post This wins.
Why one wife chooses to shop alone.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 12:34, Reply)
This is a normal post A british hypermart eh?
www.allowe.com/Humor/book/Things%20To%20Do%20at%20Walmart%20When%20You%27re%20Bored.htm

Or not, maybe...
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 12:38, Reply)
This is a normal post The mystery deepens...I wonder which one was written first.

(pissflaps. FSPW, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 12:40, Reply)
This is a normal post ^That wins also^

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 12:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, win:
"Take up an entire aisle in toys by setting up a full-scale battle with G.I. Joe vs. X-men"
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post This is "proper" shop pranking*
www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bs3w7BbCB-0

*May actually be fake.
 (I helped save b3ta! P-MONKE We're all fucked, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 14:18, Reply)
This is a normal post phew! I'm finally free from shopping!

(arseboon dilbaro arseboon dilbaro, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 12:39, Reply)
This is a normal post There was an idea for mens areas in supermarkets where they could chill.
Sounded a bloody good idea.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 12:41, Reply)
This is a normal post You do realise that would mean she get's to choose the booze though?

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 12:46, Reply)
This is a normal post But as we a re well aware
Lambrini girls have more fun.

Just dont know how it applies to men...
 (robneymcplum spiced up his life on, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 12:47, Reply)
This is a normal post Mine girl just sticks to the Special Brew and White Lightening.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 12:49, Reply)
This is a normal post Piss and tramps piss.

(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 12:57, Reply)
This is a normal post Yes.
I bath in that, very good for the skin.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:02, Reply)
This is a normal post Ah, they've got this great place, Ted where you can put people who don't want to go shopping. They can just stay there and have a laugh.

(I helped save b3ta! Pig Bodine., Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:22, Reply)
This is a normal post All excellent ideas to remember next time I find my self in John Lewis..

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 12:41, Reply)
This is a normal post I found myself inside John Lewis once, but I didn't shoot my load.

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 12:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I would have been very alarmed if I did to be honest

(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 12:50, Reply)
This is a normal post This does indeed win.

(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 12:52, Reply)
This is a normal post Meh
Fake & Gay.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:00, Reply)
This is a normal post The story of my life Tabby. :-(

(I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:05, Reply)
This is a normal post Me too,
honkytonks.
 (I helped save b3ta! Tab Hunter Make this useless process end and so, begin again, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:15, Reply)
This is a normal post I struggled
to get past the use of the word "disinterested" where it should have been "uninterested".
 (I helped save b3ta! Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:01, Reply)
This is a normal post ^^Disinteresting^^
:-)
 (I helped save b3ta! The Mock Turtle ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:06, Reply)
This is a normal post better way
1) Have an awesome apology present ready for when you get back to the car (needed)
2) Go shopping with your lady friend
3) Answer "does my bum look big" questions honestly
4) Give present to avoid total destruction.
5) Never get invited shopping again.
 (I helped save b3ta! Crap Little Monkey Deathstar, so good they built it twice, Tue 13 Mar 2012, 13:14, Reply)