Only tangentially related, but I have a question for the medical types here:
When a big organ like a lung is removed, what fills up the empty space? Do such people walk around making squelching noises or what?
(jonbobloves you, Thu 30 Jun 2022, 9:19,
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Jam.
I've watched fucking loads of House, so I have it on pretty good authority.
(Tony HayersDEFUND THE POLICE, Thu 30 Jun 2022, 9:22,
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Yes, but what are the bodily fluids?
Are they precious?
(jonbobloves you, Thu 30 Jun 2022, 11:26,
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Mostly bile and semen
(MudfaceThe web isn't callipygian, Thu 30 Jun 2022, 13:52,
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Thats /links for you.
(FeralCatManLong ads need comments sections, Thu 30 Jun 2022, 18:54,
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"[O]rgans will remain in their proscribed area"
That sounds bad. Let's hope it's simply a case of the copywriter being a bit crap.
(Enzymeis powered by sunlight, Thu 30 Jun 2022, 15:17,
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A Void
I've currently got terminal lung cancer. The tumor has eaten half of my lung so I have a massive 'void' that fills up with fluid. Last tine they drained it they took 2.5 litres of fluid from it.
(LeglessMister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Fri 1 Jul 2022, 7:01,
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can it do the opening bars of "winds of change"?
(cumquat maywill not be commenting further on the allegations, Thu 30 Jun 2022, 11:27,
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My day needed this report
(spazzcaptainMisses Valin @, Thu 30 Jun 2022, 12:20,
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will wait for the book versions like
Alfred Hitchcock's Three Investigators and The Mystery of the Whistling Scrotum Nancy Drew Mystery Stories - The Secret of the Whistling Scrotum
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 30 Jun 2022, 17:20,
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Enid Blyton - Famous Five go Scrotum Whistling.
John le Carre - A Scrotum of Quality
(FeralCatManLong ads need comments sections, Thu 30 Jun 2022, 18:00,
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Lee Child - Jack Reacher: Whistling The Hard Way
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Thu 30 Jun 2022, 18:03,
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And the TV adaptation The Old Grey Whistle Testicle
(MudfaceThe web isn't callipygian, Thu 30 Jun 2022, 19:26,
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Featuring original soundtrack
By Balzac.
(jonbobloves you, Thu 30 Jun 2022, 20:08,
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How bagpipes were invented.
Edit: I searched for 'scrotum inflation', cannot unsee.
(FeralCatManLong ads need comments sections, Thu 30 Jun 2022, 18:57,
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You chose poorly
(spazzcaptainMisses Valin @, Thu 30 Jun 2022, 21:56,
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Not as poorly as those genitals looked.
(FeralCatManLong ads need comments sections, Thu 30 Jun 2022, 22:27,
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This is now my favourite insult
You whistling scrotum
(The invisible hamFig rolls are the best, Thu 30 Jun 2022, 19:36,
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