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This is a link post Woman dies from using a jack hammer as a dildo
Darwin award?
 (I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post what, no video?

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post YOU WIN EVERYTHING!!! :D
That's the best death news story I've ever heard...

*lurks smut sites for the pics*
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:13, , Reply)
This is a normal post Erm, I've used pressure powered jack hammers, and they activate upon being placed onto a solid floor,
the weight of the jack hammer forces the chisel in and that activates the pressure to eject it. And repeat.

Can't see that workin in this instance, so unless this is some new type, I'm sayin BS...
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:18, , Reply)
This is a normal post damn you google!
GOOGLE IS FULL OF LIES!
 (I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:20, , Reply)
This is a normal post Maybe she was just much randier than Wil hase ever been?
Not a lot going on in Alpara County possibly?
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:24, , Reply)
This is a normal post Well if she pushed herself onto it enough for it to activate,
it would most certainly kill her!
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post I'm thinking she had her clunge on the top of the machine
rather than 'up her' and died of other reasons (heart attack maybe ??)
 (mrmatt is staging a 'dirty protest' on, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post maybe she sat on top
while it was pushed against the driveway, a-la washing machine style. and the vibrations ruptured something.... or something
 (I helped save b3ta! wjh31, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:37, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's possible, but darned unlikely, that would still take a LOT of pressure,
it don't say if she replaced the blade with summat tho.

Mind, it's a VERY slow news day today...
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:52, , Reply)
This is a normal post Oh no, just got what you meant, just leaning against it not IN her,
aye, well, more likely I guess...
 (I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post And I think we should all go to Alpara County.
The women are clearly gagging for it, it they get kicks out of pneumatic drills....
 (UltimateMonkey Ban this sick filth!, Thu 14 May 2009, 0:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post she died with a smile
great way to go
 (I helped save b3ta! The Scrunt Wants a Dozen Pints, Wed 13 May 2009, 23:32, , Reply)
This is a normal post hmmmm
somehow I don't think so.

She died whilst mashing all of her internal organs into an unrecognisable mess perhaps.
 (I helped save b3ta! Firkinfedup last shat on your wife's tits at, Thu 14 May 2009, 9:39, , Reply)
This is a normal post This happened to me once

(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Thu 14 May 2009, 0:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post Hahahaha
Dear gods
 (I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Thu 14 May 2009, 0:06, , Reply)