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MC Chicken Sandwich All I want for Christmas is your mum, Sat 27 Jun 2026, 16:07,
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I kind of felt sorry for him up to a point
(that point being the unsolicited microdickpics).
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brb Monkhouse Stampede, Sat 27 Jun 2026, 20:59,
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"...surgery and injections that could help increase the girth"
I may be missing something, but if you've got a very short willy I can't see any reason you'd want to make it wider.
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tarka_dall Like normal dall, only a bit more spicy, Sat 27 Jun 2026, 22:15,
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Hockey Puck Fetishists
no explaining them
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My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 27 Jun 2026, 23:38,
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I asked a woman "If I had a half inch penis, would it matter how wide it was?" and she said "Who the fuck are you? Get away from me!"
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evil_andy Stick stick stick stick sticky sticky stick stick, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 11:43,
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I’m not seeing the connection between a micropenis and the need to wear nappies.
Can’t he just sit down to pee like half the population of the world?
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sun 28 Jun 2026, 21:51,
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too wee to wee
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 12:18,
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It'd do well if he also allowed donors to vote on a name for it
Penis McPenis or something.
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garold you're on mute I SAID YOU'RE ON MUTE, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 10:03,
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not sure how money is going to get to the nub of the issue
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cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Mon 29 Jun 2026, 15:46,
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