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This is a link post Worst Press Conference Ever?

Fuckit. Take off and nuke it from space. It's the only way to be sure.


As a a bonus, you might kill the maniac bouncer
 (I helped save b3ta! Legless Mister Stabby - shanks for the memory, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:26, Reply)
This is a normal post wtf is alice from the vicor of dibley
doing as a copper?
 (DefyingDarwin Old, untalented and white,, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:27, Reply)
This is a normal post The lovechild of Alice and Rod Hull.

(Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:28, Reply)
This is a normal post With maybe a hint of Mrs Tweedy from Chicken Run

(Beardy Being a pirate is alright with me., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha
exactly what I thought
 (I helped save b3ta! mr.dogshit The world's premier anthropomorphic canine faeces, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:33, Reply)
This is a normal post me too
proper mind piss
 (I helped save b3ta! Lord_Munkee, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post ^^this!

(I helped save b3ta! Blackdogmanguitar is out with Fat Larry's Jazz Band on, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:01, Reply)
This is a normal post very true!

(I helped save b3ta! nivoser tangos with the devil, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:35, Reply)
This is a normal post Just read this from Johann Hari
johannhari.com//2010/07/08/did-the-media-help-pull-the-trigger-on-this-shooting-spree?

spot on. I saw the psychologist he quotes saying the same thing on that episode of Newswipe about this sort of coverage
 (I helped save b3ta! nivoser tangos with the devil, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:32, Reply)
This is a normal post that is an excellent piece
thanks.

again with the late reply...
 (I helped save b3ta! Avast is still alive!!!!, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 22:31, Reply)
This is a normal post 100%
That's definitely a Geezer!
Pre-Op I reckon...
 (I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:34, Reply)
This is a normal post That bloke next to her...
Did anyone tell him he's on the Telly? he looks bored.

Additionally, is she talking about the guy on the run? or advertising Northumberland as a great tourist spot to come and visit?
 (Emohawk, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:40, Reply)
This is a normal post Bit of both.
BBC News 24 keep on banging on about the beautiful rural countryside when they've run out of things to say too.
 (I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:42, Reply)
This is a normal post I hear that
Basra is lovely this time of year, as well as the scenic views of the countryside, the local population are always happy to welcome outsiders.
 (Emohawk, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:46, Reply)
This is a normal post It's annoying because I live in Northumberland.
Thank God the killer chose the magnificent woods near the quaint village of Rothbury to camp out in instead of my dump of a town though.
 (I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:48, Reply)
This is a normal post News just in.
'A tip off just in, Moat has now driven his aggression towards a northumberland town that locals describe as 'a dump' as its easier to hide in.'
 (Emohawk, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:57, Reply)
This is a normal post If he was here he'd probably get stabbed before he had the chance to shoot anyone else.
Edit: Actually Seaton Delaval where he robbed the Fish and Chips shop is just down the road from me.

We trade in coal and dead rats here, so he didn't have the opportunity to raid an actual bank.
 (I helped save b3ta! hoifbjifbef, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:58, Reply)
This is a normal post I thought it was nice of Brian Conley to lend his support at the Press Conference
He could have sang or told some jokes though
 (I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 15:45, Reply)
This is a normal post
IT'S A PUPPET!
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:06, Reply)
This is a normal post Surely...
...Jerome Flynn.

Love the sound of him tapping the pen. Deserves to be sampled, with an autotune overlay.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=MX0D4oZwCsA

(just because I found it)
 (farnishk Apparently a terrorist,, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 22:39, Reply)
This is a normal post The pre requisite for
becoming a copper in this country must be the inability to read or to string a coherent sentence together

inspectorgadget.wordpress.com/2010/07/07/the-unfolding-tragedy-in-northumbria/


 (I helped save b3ta! shitkicker, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:32, Reply)
This is a normal post Pfffhahahaha.
Wonderful!
 (Jimbotfu Bummed in the gob again, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 16:46, Reply)
This is a normal post :D

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 17:01, Reply)
This is a normal post hahaha yes!
or some kind of Fraggle

also - mumsnet showing itself up for what it is - a load of bored women with nothing else to do
www.mumsnet.com/Talk/style_and_beauty/998531-can-we-talk-about-acting-chief-constable-Sue-sim-please
 (I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 8 Jul 2010, 17:27, Reply)
This is a normal post Police searched his house
And found a Bear Grylls box set....

They are never gonna find him!!
 (Frample Tromwibbler climbs an obstacle like old people fuck, Thu 8 Jul 2010, 22:34, Reply)