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This is a normal post I'd rather imagine him losing his position, job, fortune, home and applying for benefits
If that's ok?
 (Mehitabel_Itrang, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 19:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post This is something
I would rather imagine also
 (I helped save b3ta! My Name was saying these words inside your head on, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 0:41, , Reply)
This is a normal post
Imagine working, Vaselini. Try to picture it.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 26 Jul 2019, 19:45, , Reply)
This is a normal post DOUBLE SPAAAACE

(benito vaselini no not that one, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 19:48, , Reply)
This is a normal post He's probably a social worker.
And go easy on him. This Carl Beech story must have been be such a bitter disappointment to him.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 19:54, , Reply)
This is a normal post
It really hasn't been his week.
 (I helped save b3ta! After you my dear Alfonse No. After you., Fri 26 Jul 2019, 20:00, , Reply)
This is a normal post I prefer to use Winchester measurements

(Hubert Blaine Wolfeschlegelsteinhausenbergerdorff, Sr., Fri 26 Jul 2019, 19:56, , Reply)
This is a normal post Just when you think he can't be more of a prick
He manages to somehow amaze the world with his utter prickishness.
 (I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 20:15, , Reply)
This is a normal post Smells like fake news
If he actually personally said people should use imperial, I'd like to know about it. But I'm guessing this is a rather made-up story... like, he happens to work at a place that issued it.

I spent 5 mins fact-checking, and discovered "The guidance was drawn up by Mr Rees-Mogg's North East Somerset constituency team some years ago." [Evening Standard] ...

So, I'm a bit skeptical.
 (SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 20:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post O ye of little faith...
www.theguardian.com/politics/2019/jul/26/the-comma-touch-jacob-rees-mogg-sends-language-rules-to-staff

"The guidance, obtained by ITV news, was drawn up by the North East Somerset MP’s constituency team years ago, but has now been shared with officials in his new office."
 (I helped save b3ta! wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 10:44, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's one rule for us and another rule for them...
www.itv.com/news/2019-07-27/jacob-rees-mogg-style-guide-itv-news/
 (I helped save b3ta! Fadgebadger (1 like), Sat 27 Jul 2019, 11:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post They could train a machine learning system on his letters
so no correspondence will deviate from his personal style. Of course you'll still need the staff to type the output on typewriters.
 (I helped save b3ta! Mudface The web isn't callipygian, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 21:30, , Reply)
This is a normal post Movable type?

(I helped save b3ta! gaijintendo Regular Member, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 17:27, , Reply)
This is a normal post Someone has checked Hansard
broken his own rules thousands of times.
I fully agree with most his banned words.
But imperial? No one in this country has been taught it since the late 60s and its fucking stupid.
Double space, pffft. And there's nothing wrong with the Oxford comma.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 22:21, , Reply)
This is a normal post He doesn't write Hansard.
But imperial? Only in distances greater than 'not far', beer in glasses, people's heights, but certainly not in weights, except people's weights, etc.
 (I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 22:28, , Reply)
This is a normal post nor erskine may
profits from both though
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 22:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post It's always about the Jews with you.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 22:35, , Reply)
This is a normal post one can see why imperialism appeals

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 22:36, , Reply)
This is a normal post I prefer polos.

(I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 21:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post marco?

(I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 23:06, , Reply)
This is a normal post Mint

(I helped save b3ta! Thrill_My_Chinchilla is old and unimproved, Sun 28 Jul 2019, 20:31, , Reply)
This is a normal post deliberately obtuse as per
Inches are fucking useless. Miles are stupid. Pounds are crap. And we don;t even have the most popular gallon.
 (I helped save b3ta! The Ann Coulter Fan Club Babylon is burning at, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 22:43, , Reply)
This is a normal post Calm down mate, have a pint.

(I helped save b3ta! Prufrock Lucifer, son of the morning!, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 23:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post Double space is a holdover from typewriters and unnecessary in any system that doesn't use monospaced characters ... like pretty much everything nowadays

(97800, Fri 26 Jul 2019, 23:55, , Reply)
This is a normal post monospaced characters
lol
 (I helped save b3ta! artifus is doing it all wrong, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 1:02, , Reply)
This is a normal post The Oxford comma comes before and not after it

(I helped save b3ta! buffet_the_appetite_slayer ٩(●̮̃•)۶ jacked in to the ICE on, Sat 27 Jul 2019, 15:04, , Reply)
This is a normal post Control freak behaviour, the more unreasonable the better.
Next, the staff will have to put their chairs up on tables for the cleaners.
If they want to use the lavatory, they'll have to put their hands up, etc.
He hasn't really left school.

I'd like to see what imperial computer he uses.
 (I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Sat 27 Jul 2019, 15:36, , Reply)