that bloke called william played his new song from mars
good job there was no there to hear it, or it may have been mistaken for a declaration of war agaianst the martians *
*no dictionarys or speel checckers were harmed in the makeing of this post
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 20:30,
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Will.he.please.fuck.off.and.take.his.shit.music.with.him?
He's like Bono.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 20:36,
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^This a million times
So fucked off that this twat gets to have his music played from fucking Mars.
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redazril I LIKE DRUGS!, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 20:41,
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I'm not jealous or anything, being jealous of his talents would be like being jealous someone is dead, he's just rubbish and so is his band.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 20:44,
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No.
No no no no no no no...
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 20:47,
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what if there was a way you could assure she didn't sing?
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 20:48,
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No.
No no no no no no, she appears to have a temperament akin to a bulldog licking piss off a nettle.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 20:51,
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I'm not suggesting you elope, Bready!
But if you've seen her walking away, you'd know what I mean.
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BrokenCoccyx doesn't mind if you grope on, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 20:56,
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The only direction i'd like to see her move in relation to me!
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 20:58,
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aka Pissflaps
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 29 Aug 2012, 21:50,
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/\ wetter than a spastics chin/\
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 22:25,
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my humps my humps my lovly jumper lumps
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fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 22:24,
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I always thought the word "band" denoted the playing of instruments
Not terrible use of synth software and autotune *shudders*
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 20:48,
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I would agree but i'm starting a synth software and autotune band, if you have a cape you can join.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 20:50,
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YOur'E In :D
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 20:53,
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Excellent, put your cape on and meet me round the back of Tesco in half an hour, better get rid of Allan if you're joining, he's only 11 and i have a knife, i think i can take him.
See you there.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 21:05,
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Put some pants on.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 21:12,
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But they itch real bad
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Fadgebadger Sweaty sumo wanks for everyone!, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 21:26,
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But if anybody was on the surface of Mars to hear it, bubbles of gas in their blood would go out of solution, causing air embolisms, severe decompression sickness and blood vessels would pop everywhere in their body. Essentially boiling alive.
Which actually isn't too far from what happens when you hear one of his 'songs' on earth.
SCIENCE.
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who is will.i.am
and why was someone who I've never even heard of the first musician to have their music streamed from another planet?
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Playing his music there just reinforced the fact there is no life on Mars.
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Dawn Of The Bread $$$$ E-THUG 4 LIFE - THAT'S HOW I SCROLL $$$$, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 20:46,
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I await the Earth-Shattering Kaboom.
El Reg had a nice comment piece on this too.
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wheresthefish Partly filled with wrong, Wed 29 Aug 2012, 20:58,
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It's appropriate
They're broadcasting from a robot, so it makes perfect sense to use robot music.
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Extinct Jesus Dossier "...I think it counteracts Hitler's magic...", Wed 29 Aug 2012, 20:53,
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