Funny StoriesOn a school trip, a boy in my brother's class crapped himself down a Dutch mine, writes Richard mcbeef off the Internet. The teachers tried to blame the smell on sulphur but the truth came out when they left the mine, as the boy was wearing chinos with massive dark brown streaks running down the back of his legs.
Do you have a funny story of your own?
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I once got alcohol poisoning and shit out of my mouth. The end.(, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 14:47, 14 replies)
Go fuck a letterbox.(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Fri 19 Jun 2015, 16:15,
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Thats a hell of a way to describe your mum(, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 10:48, closed)
Fecal vomiting shouldn't be funny, but I lolled a bit the first time I encountered it.(, Sun 21 Jun 2015, 12:49, closed)
I think the force and duration of the hurl was actually worse than the whole shitting through my mouth.The day after I felt like I'd taken gut shots from ivan drago.
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It wasn't really shit though, was it?Can the bowels really shove their contents back that far, through a few sphincters and outchya mouth?
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yes(, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 8:01, closed)
I have it on good authority from a GP friend that yes they canand the smell is unholy
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