Funny StoriesOn a school trip, a boy in my brother's class crapped himself down a Dutch mine, writes Richard mcbeef off the Internet. The teachers tried to blame the smell on sulphur but the truth came out when they left the mine, as the boy was wearing chinos with massive dark brown streaks running down the back of his legs.
Do you have a funny story of your own?
(, Thu 18 Jun 2015, 12:30)
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Very funny storyBroke up with my "Queen of The Harpies" gf - "Painya" (you know that 1 truly fucked up relationship you have to have to understand that it was a truly fucked relationship) and the small group of (male) friends who chose her over me including my ex-business partner Dick (couple even fucked her - mmmm... slops, but already knowing what a fucked up bitch she could be my only question is "Why?").
A jizz-monkey - "Dumpster" moved in with me (gotta pay the rent... or not as was the case) who then did a runner aided by Dick.
My besty Ron-as-in-Later (that was his nom de plume) then took it upon himself to nick Dick's massive pot plant as revenge for seeing his mate so royally fucked over. He then slowly sold me large bags of that stuff over several months for a very small financial outlay (I'm talking silver coins - asked no questions, he told me no lies). Ron only told me that a few years ago. He died last Dec. I miss you mate.
So - Dick I enjoyed smoking all your pot you wanker. Cheers fuck-knuckle. I hope to god you still have the misfortune of being Painya's friend/wanna-be fuck buddy (she never liked the fatties btw).
Names changed cause I put a shit-load of sugar in Dumpster's bike tank & happily watched the business I'd built up (without a lot of Dick's help) crumble to not-very much AFTER he'd bought me out.
(, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 10:45, 6 replies)
Excellent bullying from the last paragraph of this week's newsletter.(
drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 10:50,
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Also well done unknown mod on getting qotw back in the newsletter after it was dropped during mcChinaman's reign of terror (, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 11:02, closed)
Oh, goody, you've regenerated as R*b Fai**olme.While we wait for you to die in a fire, maybe you could jump in your TARDIS and pay a visit to Albert Liemallow and his time-traveling coffee machine?
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monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Sat 20 Jun 2015, 23:29,
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replies to win etc(, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 10:57, closed)
I don't think you know what "funny" means.(
Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Mon 22 Jun 2015, 7:17,
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