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This "Week" The suggestion comes from Kroney who muses

"Whilst I was passing through Miami airport at the tender age of 21, I fancied a beer. "ID" said the charming Southerner behind the desk, so I got out my passport and showed it to her.

"You have to be 21," she said. Now this confused me slightly as I had been 21 for several months by this point and my date of birth was staring her in my face.

"I am 21," I replied helpfully "it says so there, look"

"You have to be 21", she said getting angry.

Cut a long story short, I argued, the manager came out, I argued with him before I finally realised that they weren't looking at the date of birth at all. They were looking at the date of *issue*

That would have made me an annoyingly precocious four year old. What examples of unsurpassed mental genius have you experienced?"""""""

(, Mon 21 Nov 2016, 9:24)
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You stoopid fuckin' cunt.
I once worked as a real estate salesman in New York, and once, the fuckin' child of an office manager...

Oh, I can't be bothered.

Star Wars.
(, Mon 5 Dec 2016, 19:09, 23 replies)
u ok sweetie?
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
(, Mon 5 Dec 2016, 23:21, closed)
Not reely sweetie
I feel a regeneration coming on
(, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 19:39, closed)
tldr

(, Tue 6 Dec 2016, 20:56, closed)
Correct
Time lord Doctor, I am
(, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 19:39, closed)
This place has really gone down the shitter
If even Dr Skagra cant be arsed
(, Wed 7 Dec 2016, 7:40, closed)
Every cloud has a silver lining.

(, Wed 7 Dec 2016, 10:18, closed)
Fill us in LA8GHTERZ? xxx

(, Wed 7 Dec 2016, 13:53, closed)
aren't you dead yet??

(, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 9:12, closed)
Nope!
Bet your mortified.
(, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 19:38, closed)
You're

(, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 19:40, closed)
I no, sweetie XXXXXXXXX

(, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 19:50, closed)
Finally!

(, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 14:33, closed)
Doesn't anybody get it?
Uselss bunch o qounnngs
(, Thu 8 Dec 2016, 20:38, closed)
I got it once! And then they changed what it was! And now what I get isn't it and what it is seems weird and scary to me!
And it'll happen to you!
(, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 9:29, closed)
Classic storeeez innit?

(, Fri 9 Dec 2016, 14:10, closed)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=dhzxQCTCI3E
(, Thu 15 Dec 2016, 14:15, closed)
This video
Is not available.

Well done uou spazzmoeae
(, Thu 15 Dec 2016, 22:59, closed)

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