Stories of unsurpassed brilliance
This "Week" The suggestion comes from Kroney who muses
"Whilst I was passing through Miami airport at the tender age of 21, I fancied a beer. "ID" said the charming Southerner behind the desk, so I got out my passport and showed it to her.
"You have to be 21," she said. Now this confused me slightly as I had been 21 for several months by this point and my date of birth was staring her in my face.
"I am 21," I replied helpfully "it says so there, look"
"You have to be 21", she said getting angry.
Cut a long story short, I argued, the manager came out, I argued with him before I finally realised that they weren't looking at the date of birth at all. They were looking at the date of *issue*
That would have made me an annoyingly precocious four year old. What examples of unsurpassed mental genius have you experienced?"""""""
( , Mon 21 Nov 2016, 9:24)
This "Week" The suggestion comes from Kroney who muses
"Whilst I was passing through Miami airport at the tender age of 21, I fancied a beer. "ID" said the charming Southerner behind the desk, so I got out my passport and showed it to her.
"You have to be 21," she said. Now this confused me slightly as I had been 21 for several months by this point and my date of birth was staring her in my face.
"I am 21," I replied helpfully "it says so there, look"
"You have to be 21", she said getting angry.
Cut a long story short, I argued, the manager came out, I argued with him before I finally realised that they weren't looking at the date of birth at all. They were looking at the date of *issue*
That would have made me an annoyingly precocious four year old. What examples of unsurpassed mental genius have you experienced?"""""""
( , Mon 21 Nov 2016, 9:24)
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You stoopid fuckin' cunt.
I once worked as a real estate salesman in New York, and once, the fuckin' child of an office manager...
Oh, I can't be bothered.
Star Wars.
( , Mon 5 Dec 2016, 19:09, 23 replies)
I once worked as a real estate salesman in New York, and once, the fuckin' child of an office manager...
Oh, I can't be bothered.
Star Wars.
( , Mon 5 Dec 2016, 19:09, 23 replies)
This place has really gone down the shitter
If even Dr Skagra cant be arsed
( , Wed 7 Dec 2016, 7:40, closed)
If even Dr Skagra cant be arsed
( , Wed 7 Dec 2016, 7:40, closed)
I got it once! And then they changed what it was! And now what I get isn't it and what it is seems weird and scary to me!
And it'll happen to you!
( , Fri 9 Dec 2016, 9:29, closed)
And it'll happen to you!
( , Fri 9 Dec 2016, 9:29, closed)
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