The Little Things'Hullo chaps', bellows Richard McBeef, of 'the internet' fame. My boss has managed to make 'shown' into a two syllable word and it drives me round the fucking bend. Tell us about the little things that people around you do, which annoy you for more than they rationally should. Vent your spleen.
(, Fri 18 Mar 2016, 8:47)
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Can I get..."Can I get a tuna mayonnaise on brown with cucumber?"
I just wish someone would grow a pair and say something like 'sure, walk round to this side of the counter, choose yourself an apron and help yourself to all these lovely sandwich ingredients'.
Wankers
(, Thu 24 Mar 2016, 13:03, 11 replies)
What if one is asking for a "Woop Woop"?(, Thu 24 Mar 2016, 13:15, closed)
can you get over it?(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 24 Mar 2016, 13:27,
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Choose yourself an apron?(, Thu 24 Mar 2016, 13:33, closed)
Sandwich artist lolz.(, Thu 24 Mar 2016, 15:33, closed)
I'd be more bothered by their uninspiring choice of sandwich.I mean: really. If you're in the sort of place that offers you a choice of fillings and that's the best you can come up with, you probably deserve to starve.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Thu 24 Mar 2016, 15:55,
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So what would you say then?"Dear salesperson, would you be willing to enter into a contractual exchange whereby you provide one sandwich to me in exchange for satisfactory financial compensation?"
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Grrrmachine the indifference engine, Fri 25 Mar 2016, 7:09,
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New one on meA woman at the bar earlier asked if she could "take a Guinness"
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