www.youtube.com/watch?v=fmmyRzx0UVE
( Wet-chinned bag shanker Cannot parse Wogan, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 16:30, 3 replies)

*rings*

*rangs*


*dongs*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 16:30, closed)

see also
Snot Rap
Ant Rap
Wham Rap
Stutter Rap


All technically old skool rap records.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 16:31, closed)

Mel Brooks: 'Hitler Rap'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 16:34, closed)

Debbie Harry doing Rapture is probably the most excruciating rap I've ever experienced.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 16:43, closed)

Let me think.
There *must* be worse.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 16:46, closed)

JOHN BARNES

(Bonzodog29 is an unemployed sponge of the worst kind, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 16:51, closed)

^ there you go.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 16:54, closed)

Oo. It's a close call but I'm going to have to stick with my first answer.
Because I'm inately racist and cannot accept that a black man is worse than a white woman at rapping.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 18:13, closed)

it's their natural rhythm
Edit: I was brought up in the home counties and actually believed this until my first Notting Hill carnival in the late 80s, when my 'black people are all really cool' theory was well and truly torpedoed for ever
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 18:19, closed)

Haha.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:55, closed)

anything by Fred Durst.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 19:24, closed)

I'm sure that there's much worse than that.
You just need to listen more carelessly.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 20:14, closed)

Anyone disses this and I swear I'll do time
www.youtube.com/watch?v=IJz6sxcEiPQ
( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:15, closed)

wow.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 21:17, closed)

Spinal Rap

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 19:18, closed)

The Stutter Rap
From Morris Minor and the Majors......
Tony Hawks has been dining on that one for years
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 3 Sep 2013, 14:46, closed)

*gets down*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 16:31, closed)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=T5tEKwz2J1A
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 16:33, closed)

soz listening to T'Pau now

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 16:37, closed)

soz indeed

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 16:42, closed)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=93V-iVPmOjI
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 16:35, closed)

am I doing this right?
www.youtube.com/watch?v=nXl5P2xO9-o
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 19:14, closed)

yes.
But also no.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 19:52, closed)