Findus crispy pancakes were never, ever nice.
Ever.
( BraynDedd Natasha Kaplinsky's labia majora, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 23:23, 11 replies)

I used to long to have those, having once eaten one at a friend's house.
Quite rightly, my parents were of the opinion that they were exactly the sort of non-food that would never be eaten in their house. They did once buy me a packet of Pop Tarts, which were predictably awful.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 29 Aug 2013, 23:25, closed)

You've reminded me of the crushing disappointment that came from the one and only purchase of pop tarts.
Horrid shite.
( Pig Bodine., Thu 29 Aug 2013, 23:35, closed)

you're wrong
funnily enough though I was defending them just the other day and the consensus was probably better off just making your own
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 5:12, closed)

probably better off just making your own that you should die
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 8:01, closed)

well, you fucked that up, didn't you?
spastic!
( real i'm not happy 'til you're not happy, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 8:40, closed)

All that frozen shit kids ate in the 1980s was fucking awful.
Some cunts still eat potato waffles like they're an actual food and not God's punishment for being born in the USA.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 8:00, closed)

My ex's nan, on discovering that I'd never had a (real) waffle...
"You've never had a waffle??! They're like those potato things! What are they called?"
*thinks hard for a few seconds*
"...potato waffles!"
*pauses for a few seconds*
"...except they're not made of potato"
( skullfunkerry In case of implosion do not look into implosion, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 9:03, closed)

Boil in the bag Cod in Parsley Sauce

( wakeupandsmellthebacon, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 10:22, closed)

You fucking liar.
The cheesy ones were boss.
( sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 10:23, closed)

See also: Pop tarts

( GeordieJay Bummers are deaf, Fri 30 Aug 2013, 11:34, closed)

The chicken and mushroom ones were ok if you'd drunk enough.

( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 31 Aug 2013, 8:15, closed)