Abusing freebiesA friend of mine recently attended a 'Champaign Lunch', where he was compelled drink as much fizzy stuff as he could between the first and last courses. In an ideal world we'd ask restaurant staff to tell us stories about fatties stuffing themselves at All You Can Eat places, but we recognise that our members don't all work in the catering trade, so for the rest of you - tell us something about abusing freebies. BTW: Bee puns = you fail.
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lizard, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 14:16)
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Almost bindunIf you release apians from captivity, they develop a much improved sense of humour. Tell them anything and they'll laugh like fuzzy yellow-and-black drains.
And that is how you amuse free bees.
Oh - aBusing, you say?
Coat.
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Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Fri 9 Nov 2007, 11:07,
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Poor!You need to get more than your coat. You need to get a bleeding joke book.
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girlinthehole, Fri 9 Nov 2007, 11:13,
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go and stand in the cornerand think about your behaviour.
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THERE'S ALWAYS ONEwho has to resort to cheap puns and pedantry. And it's usually me.
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Oh dear oh dearGo and sit in the corner, facing the wall.
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disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Fri 9 Nov 2007, 14:15,
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