Every Freeby on the Internet
Penfold, a good friend of my has some issues. Being a computer bod he's always been quite and over-reserved. So to spice up his life we spent a whole day at work sending free stuff to his house.
He got through the post:

Tampons
Sanitary Towels
Cat Food (had no kats)
Jelly Bellys (sweets)
Soiled Panties
But-Plug
Vaginal Fungicide
Many more..

The icing on the cake though was that we entered him into a poetry contest and it ONLY BLOODY ONE! The poem read:

"Rodents big, or rodents small
I don't care, I love them all

I Like them with chips, or salsa dips
Cheese or chives, all wrapped up in a hive

Splokey dokies make that noise
Quite unlike the other toys

Watching children run and play
oh how-I-wish-I-was-their-wooden-horse

but most of all the thing I like
Is a rodent most furry"

Good old penfold - to make up for it visit his site and give it some hits. www.silverblade.co.uk/
( SiX and his hat, Fri 9 Nov 2007, 13:27, 2 replies)

You got it wrong
If you're going to post about that you could at least be accurate!!

- I did have cats at the time
- I did not receive soiled panties
- I did not receive a butt-plug
- I did not receive vaginal fingicide

I did, however, receive:

- Guinea pig/rabbit food (didn't have either)
- Bondage catalogue
- Adult pen-pal directory
- Vaginal lubricant

I still have the actual letter that was sent to me about that poem - it didn't actually win, they just wanted to include it in an anthology.
(silverblade, Sat 10 Nov 2007, 1:16, closed)

Pre internet,
We did the same sort of thing to a mate, from the back pages of the Sunday papers. Wheelchair calalogues, free sextoys, record clubs, catalogues for tombstones.....Sorry .
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Sat 10 Nov 2007, 8:30, closed)