Abusing freebiesA friend of mine recently attended a 'Champaign Lunch', where he was compelled drink as much fizzy stuff as he could between the first and last courses. In an ideal world we'd ask restaurant staff to tell us stories about fatties stuffing themselves at All You Can Eat places, but we recognise that our members don't all work in the catering trade, so for the rest of you - tell us something about abusing freebies. BTW: Bee puns = you fail.
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lizard, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 14:16)
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At the last Glastonbury festivalMy friend was suddenly desperate to use the loo. There was a massive queue for the toilets, and the only alternative for women were these cardboard things which you urinated into, with a little funnel so it went into a urinal. My friend said there was absolutely no way she'd be using one of those.. with the unfortunate result that she relieved herself onto her own legs!
I think its safe to say that's the last time she'll be refusing ShePees.
*bows*
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browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:10,
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Youshould be ashamed.
That was awful.
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disasterprone "Pyjamas caused the Holocaust", Mon 12 Nov 2007, 15:12,
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anywayi'm sure they are called urinella
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.What's that got to do with bees?
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browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Tue 13 Nov 2007, 11:42,
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