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A friend of mine recently attended a 'Champaign Lunch', where he was compelled drink as much fizzy stuff as he could between the first and last courses. In an ideal world we'd ask restaurant staff to tell us stories about fatties stuffing themselves at All You Can Eat places, but we recognise that our members don't all work in the catering trade, so for the rest of you - tell us something about abusing freebies. BTW: Bee puns = you fail.

(, Thu 8 Nov 2007, 14:16)
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Circa 2000, at university in Leicester. There was a chain of shops called Jackson's, similar to SPAR's but smaller, never really seen them down south, but anyway I digress. I was frequenting in the act of sexual intercourse with a young woman who worked the night shift in the said shop. She had a thing for doing it in the stock room (..and they say romance is dead) after closing time, and I obliged her on many an occasion. My reward was that after the act of fornication she would give me free picking of anything I wanted in the shop, obviously feeling happy from her post orgasmic experience. As long as I didnt take the piss she would just write of most items from the stock manifest. This saved me food money = more beer money for months. Then she dumped me. I became very sad (after she dumped me, that not why she dumped me). Months later I would often see her in the shop during business hours and try my luck, but it was always rebuffed. I found out through a mate that she did the same 'shag in the stock room, pick of the stock' to another bloke.

Not really sure if I was abusing the freebies or I myself was being abused in the process to fulfill a fanatasy. Still no complaints though.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:04, 5 replies)
at least one (near DMU) has been bought by Sainsbury's. The receipts still say 'Sainsbury's at Jacksons', mind you.
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:05, closed)
Yay! Jackson's!
I used to (mid-to-late 1990s) live near the 24-hour Jackson's on Princes Ave in Hull. Happened to be passing last summer and - quelle horreur - it's now a Sainsbury's. Flasher, but with no soul at all.

*Realises how pathetic it is to get nostalgic about a sub-standard food shop in a sub-standard part of a sub-standard city*
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:09, closed)
"Congratulations, you've won anything from the 2nd shelf"

That my friend is what we call a "Fairground Fuck".
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:21, closed)
Did you get perfomance related pay? Could you take items of greater value on a sliding scale per number of orgasms given/duration of intercourse?
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:53, closed)
abefroman...unfortunately I didnt qualify for performance related pay, because if I did I would have only been worthy of a pepperami...a mini one at that, or any item of negligible value. Not that I'm modest or anything.

In hindsight I got away with quite a lot for a few minutes (I stress few minutes) work. ;)
(, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:07, closed)

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