Jacksons
Circa 2000, at university in Leicester. There was a chain of shops called Jackson's, similar to SPAR's but smaller, never really seen them down south, but anyway I digress. I was frequenting in the act of sexual intercourse with a young woman who worked the night shift in the said shop. She had a thing for doing it in the stock room (..and they say romance is dead) after closing time, and I obliged her on many an occasion. My reward was that after the act of fornication she would give me free picking of anything I wanted in the shop, obviously feeling happy from her post orgasmic experience. As long as I didnt take the piss she would just write of most items from the stock manifest. This saved me food money = more beer money for months. Then she dumped me. I became very sad (after she dumped me, that not why she dumped me). Months later I would often see her in the shop during business hours and try my luck, but it was always rebuffed. I found out through a mate that she did the same 'shag in the stock room, pick of the stock' to another bloke.

Not really sure if I was abusing the freebies or I myself was being abused in the process to fulfill a fanatasy. Still no complaints though.
(CaptainFellatioNelson is trying to kill me, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:04, 5 replies)

Yeah
at least one (near DMU) has been bought by Sainsbury's. The receipts still say 'Sainsbury's at Jacksons', mind you.
( mr_wicksy is.... old., Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:05, closed)

Yay! Jackson's!
I used to (mid-to-late 1990s) live near the 24-hour Jackson's on Princes Ave in Hull. Happened to be passing last summer and - quelle horreur - it's now a Sainsbury's. Flasher, but with no soul at all.

*Realises how pathetic it is to get nostalgic about a sub-standard food shop in a sub-standard part of a sub-standard city*
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:09, closed)

"urghh....urghhh....mmmmnnnph!"
"Congratulations, you've won anything from the 2nd shelf"

That my friend is what we call a "Fairground Fuck".
( Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:21, closed)

Reward
Did you get perfomance related pay? Could you take items of greater value on a sliding scale per number of orgasms given/duration of intercourse?
( abefroman skating on the thin life of modern life on, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 16:53, closed)

Jacksons
abefroman...unfortunately I didnt qualify for performance related pay, because if I did I would have only been worthy of a pepperami...a mini one at that, or any item of negligible value. Not that I'm modest or anything.

In hindsight I got away with quite a lot for a few minutes (I stress few minutes) work. ;)
(CaptainFellatioNelson is trying to kill me, Wed 14 Nov 2007, 17:07, closed)