Correcting other people's grammar
Because for gods sake is it really to hard not to sound like your illiterate?
(Mr._F is not actually a man- this username is a lie!, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:05, 12 replies)

Please tell me...
...Your absent apostrophes, letters 'o' and 'e' and comma are deliberate...
(Mousy Tongue ...Generally bemused by life..., Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:13, closed)

Irony
thy name is Mr. F
(bamboozled Can hear you getting fatter, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:24, closed)

I thought so...
But now I'm not so sure because I can't tell if the majority of these replies are ironic or not. Beaten at my own game eh?
(Mr._F is not actually a man- this username is a lie!, Wed 24 Dec 2008, 19:37, closed)

well
I am cliterate.
(powervator and NONE SHALL PASS, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 20:56, closed)

I sense a trap......
*Sheathes grammar-nazi sword*
*backs away slowly*
( baw__bag contains traces of nuts on, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 21:13, closed)

Capital G
Apostrophe after the d. Also it is "you're" not "your", you bait-monger you.
( jim_bob can herd cats., Sun 21 Dec 2008, 23:02, closed)

Incomplete sentence
Dear Sir/Madam,
In addition to the other errors in your posting, you have committed the faux pas of crafting an incomplete phrase. As a copy editor (which is what we in the colonies call a sub-editor), I would suggest the following phrasing:
``For God's(*) sake, is it really hard to not sound like you're illiterate [you fucking pedant]? ''

*: The letter G is capitalized as a matter of style, not grammar.
N.B.: Material in square brackets is optional
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 23:35, closed)

Oo-er.
Contrary to standard practice, you just split your infinitive.

That's a mistake up with which Strunk and White will not put.
(Ellinikos contains a source of phenylalanine, Sun 21 Dec 2008, 23:41, closed)

Strunk and White
Touche, sir. Strunk and White, however, is a wretched disease. The publication which employs me has its own style guide, which gives a significant amount of leeway to editors (even when they're deprived of sleep). As a sad side note, I doubt whether most readers would even notice if the newspaper were as filled with inaccuracies as the original post.
(tuqueboy has been in a medically -induced coma since, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 0:11, closed)

Booby Trap
I could have a field day, or is bait being laid here by a cunning linguist?
( slapdash flying through the cool clean air since, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 0:18, closed)

Ha Ha!
Your funny
( Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 10:01, closed)

Ag
My eye is twitching...I can't take it...must navigate away from the page...
(Supermum, Mon 22 Dec 2008, 13:03, closed)