Tampax adverts
Why advertise? Not as if we laydeez can do without the cunting things, is it? **
Unless of course you want to go around one week a month looking like you've just sat in roadkill...
Oh and don't dip them in blue water to show how absorbent. It's not fucking blue when it comes out is it?

** actually I can do without these days thanks to my superduper coil I've had fitted. No more periods. Means I don't have an excuse to offer a chap the brown over the pink so I just do it coz I like it.
( Sallyrsm, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 19:08, 11 replies)

Yeah and why do they bother to advertise food and drink?
It's not as if anyone can go without eating and drinking, is it?

And clothes! Who's going to wander round naked? I ask you.
( Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 19:11, closed)

hmm
All tampons taste the same though, I'm guessing.
( Sallyrsm, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 19:15, closed)

Actually they taste fine, 75% of the time
(countwilfredthehairy i wasn't born to live, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 19:45, closed)

is it boring to say brand loyalty?
(careful answering as I've got the painters in)
( camp freddy well, would you look at that!, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:11, closed)

Brown over pink
As a chap, never a description I've heard before so kudos to you for coining the phrase, and double-kudos for being entertaining enough to offer!
(JohntheDane, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 20:15, closed)

Yeah, they should dip them into a tin of chopped tomatoes, or something
see how much of the nation they can put off their dinner in one go.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Mon 19 Apr 2010, 21:05, closed)

It's all about the implant baby - all the benefits, none of the doctor fussing about in your chuff...
(BelladonnaAnodyne Melissa's gonna wet herself, I swear..., Mon 19 Apr 2010, 22:02, closed)

i wasn't aware they could implant a baby

( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 3:11, closed)

UP THE GARY

( wotofco pissing in your swimming pool, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 2:54, closed)

we don't care wether you can or can't do without them
keep your non-bleeding chuff to yourself
( Lisette von Falcon, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 3:00, closed)

please tell us more about your vaginal discharges

( Lightguy hail satan, Tue 20 Apr 2010, 3:12, closed)