best of all the chat up lines

"Hello love - fancy a quick rape?"
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:22, 2 replies)

If she says no
you know you're on to a winner.
( Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:28, closed)

"Don't say yes, love, it takes all the fun out of it."

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:29, closed)

So, are you saying
you want me to rape you?
( Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:39, closed)

It sounds like you're quite well-versed in this.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:48, closed)

I just thought maybe you were a kindred spirit.

( Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 11:50, closed)

Racist.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:06, closed)

Ra-PIST.
You're racist against rapists. Especially the gay ones.
( Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:08, closed)

Don't you oppress me.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:26, closed)

If she simply tells you to 'calm down, dear'
you know you're onto a Winner.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 22 Apr 2010, 0:01, closed)

"Hello love - fancy a quick rape?"
Hmm, did I used to be married to you?
(Juan Quar is clinging to her front teeth on, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:09, closed)

Mum?

( Spleep Shit, or get off the internet., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:12, closed)

I told you that was just a fling.
Don't be so legally clingy.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 12:48, closed)

No apology
So you're making jokes about rape? And you think this is funny because??????? All I can do is wish you well and hope you never have to deal with any people who've suffered from this hideous crime, if you ever do I hope your own words don't come back to bite you.
(The kneeling rifleman Is slowly getting there.., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 13:42, closed)

Stressed?
Angry?
Sounds like you need some rape!


(Now in red!)
(TheCastrator, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:22, closed)

serious business here folks

( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:22, closed)

I like breasts

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:36, closed)

oh wow me too

( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:39, closed)

you are on the wrong fucking website bub

( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:25, closed)

I don't know what you're worried about
no one rapes gingers.
(PsychoChomp, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:33, closed)

Gingers do rape though.
That's how we get moah gingers.
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:35, closed)

^
that genuinely made me laugh
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:35, closed)

on the other hand
he is in the army. It was probably an initiation
( Amberl was stripey and dominated Europe, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:35, closed)

To be fair, rape is pretty funny

( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:35, closed)

Especially when you're raping
a clown. It's hilarious.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:37, closed)

What about when the clown rapes you?
That big bulbous nose going at you would really put you off your screaming
( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:38, closed)

the shoes would be in the way too
assuming they had bent you over of course. they'd be all under foot.
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:39, closed)

Honk Honk!
*Cream pie*
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:39, closed)

I love clownrape
best of all the rapeytimes
( broadsword now that's fresh, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:38, closed)

I hope yours dont when all the fat arsed bearded feminists decide to stomp on your bollocks

( fuck shit up the best you never had, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:37, closed)

Rape is never funny but......
Watching someone on a SICK JOKE WEBSITE complain about sick jokes about rape is.
( girlinthehole, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 14:43, closed)

Who told you I've never had to deal with anyone who's been raped?
Also, wind your neck in you self-righteous mong - this is B3ta, not right-on whining students for poetry.com
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:03, closed)

Anyone else find this rant somewhat ironic
in light of the comment about fat arsed, bearded feminists in the original post?
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 16:45, closed)

Pffft.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 17:07, closed)

No, she's got a point.
Rape isn't funny...not compared to murder anyhow.

I hope you never have to deal with any people who've suffered from being murdered.
(Falstaff's Spiritual Successor, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 17:16, closed)

My first wife was murdered.
Well, I say murdered, I mean dispatched by God. By dispatched by God, I mean, got cancer. Same diff.
( Davros' Granddad a voice of calm reason in a world of spastics., Wed 21 Apr 2010, 17:33, closed)

Did you need a ladder to mount that high horse of yours?

( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 21:51, closed)

I think your 'question mark' button needs a bit of the old 'WD40', Ginglord.
Seems to be sticking intermittently.

No wonder you're feeling a touch 'misserable'.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 21 Apr 2010, 23:57, closed)