That One MateSecond Best Porcupine asks, “can we have another story about that lovable scamp Alan, please?” We all know an “Alan”. Tell us about that one mate who can't help but get in to trouble.
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some unlikely play of words involving a condom brand name, a child, and a sharp object.
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social hand grenade I was a lurker before you were a lurker, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 15:50,
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durex kid knife?(
The Doveston haunted by the memory of his own amnesia, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 15:58,
closed)
Trojan youth pick?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 16:05,
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mates infant spike?(, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 17:05, closed)
Two quid from the machine in the pub toilet neonate thumb tack?(
monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 17:12,
closed)
Trustex minor skewer?(, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 20:22, closed)
12 inch of cling film billy eliot fishhook?(, Thu 2 Jul 2015, 21:08, closed)
mars bar wrapper held on with a rubber band Prince George Alexander Louis of Cambridge samurai sword?(
2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Sat 4 Jul 2015, 11:58,
closed)
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