I have a mate, Methuselah.
He's a bit long in the tooth and his missus Karen had some strange ideas but otherwise a good bloke.

Unfortunately his missus was diagnosed with type 3 breast cancer and since they were trying to have a kid before she died she chose not to have any treatment.
As a result the breast with the cancer grew some lumps and looked a bit different.

One of Karen's dying wishes was that as a group all of their friends would travel to their favorite holiday destination in Indonesia and partake of her flesh as a final tribute to her.

Aside from the illegalities Methuselah organised that we could all eat a meal prepared from Karens breasts (with the cancerous growths removed) by a private chef at a resort of their fave holiday archipelago.

So there I was one night, on an island in Indonesia eating my friend's dead wife's boob - Weird Tit ala Gorong.


NB: I asked my missus who is a breast cancer survivor if a) she thought I'd crossed the line and b) if she thought the pun was worth it. She wasn't happy about the cannibalism and she thought the joke was shit but, she was comfortable with it.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 5 Mar 2013, 9:08, 20 replies)

Needs more brown paper

( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 5 Mar 2013, 9:27, closed)

Don't get it.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 5 Mar 2013, 9:28, closed)

Not surprised, I meant to put it in your
other thread below. Der.
( edjogs Collared doves are shit., Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:01, closed)

 
( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 9:58, closed)

not in the least bit funny.
Please delete your b3ta account, then your OKcupid account, then kill yourself.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 10:15, closed)

That's harsh plummie.
Even from you.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 5 Mar 2013, 10:17, closed)

It's not harsh, it's honest.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 21:04, closed)

I was talking about your request that I delete
my OkCupid account.
That's rough no matter how you look at it.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 5 Mar 2013, 22:53, closed)

Your missus is too good to you.
Either that, or she hates the rest of us.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 13:14, closed)

Her comment was something along the lines of -
"You've crossed so many lines it's not funny. But then again it is b3ta."
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 5 Mar 2013, 20:41, closed)

Led down an interesting path there
full of WTFs all the way to the 'o i see'

8.5/ 10

I need to talk with your carer/ warden/ padrino/ keeper
(roysin, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 13:52, closed)

It's only unacceptable if you use breast cancer as a metaphor for a financial transaction
if you're telling jokes about little kids getting breast cancer then that's fine
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 14:15, closed)

Absolutely dreadful
I wish I'd thought of it.
(thefuckestuppest cheapened this, on, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 14:27, closed)

So she thought the joke was shit but you still posted it. Maybe you should listen to her (a lot more) before posting this sort of stuff ten times a day in future.
(Benzyl, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 16:36, closed)

I think you may have me confused with someone else.

(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 5 Mar 2013, 21:32, closed)

No, that sounds exactly like you.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 22:12, closed)

Oh plummie
you know me so well.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 5 Mar 2013, 23:10, closed)

Strangely I can quite easily picture you eating a cancerous breast.

( 2 Can Chunder Word to your mums, I came to prod bums, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 17:26, closed)

Bet you're fapping to it right now.
( Happy Phantom has been to Hastings, Brighton, and Eastbourne too, Tue 5 Mar 2013, 22:21, closed)

The lengths (or lack thereof)
some will go to get aroused...
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Tue 5 Mar 2013, 22:48, closed)