cock fairy
I made a beautiful fairy for the top of my xmas tree. All flowing white lace dress, long blonde tresses, and delicate crown and wand.

When you lifted her dress, as everyone is wont to do..it revealed a large, hand carved wooden cock.

The mother in law wasn't best pleased
( cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:48, 24 replies)

Hahaha!
Don we now our gay apparel, etc.
( .Yeti., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:49, closed)

*sings*
Hahaha, hahaha, ha ha haa!
( e.m.m.y. foxtrot uniform charlie kilo india tango, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 14:43, closed)

"cock fairy" may be my new favourite insult
thank you for enlightening me.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:53, closed)

"Daddy! Daddy! The Cock Fairy's been!"

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:03, closed)

And she'll be back once your mother's out!
Sorry, sorry I know noncery is no joking matter...
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:32, closed)

But it is pretty funny.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:58, closed)

who dares to say that cock fairy known as julian cleiry is funny ?

( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:25, closed)

my pleasure
love the new sig :D
( cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:17, closed)

This should win.
When I was visiting our worthy lesbian friends last winter, I made a lovely 10" snow-cock for them on their garden table while I was having a cigarette.

They weren't impressed.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 15:56, closed)

Lesbians
never fucking happy, are they?
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:02, closed)

No, they're fucking Happy's sister

(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:03, closed)

/ac
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:10, closed)

i wouldn't have been impressed by 10" either
www .bucketminge. com
( cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:09, closed)

Oh come on - it was bloody freezing and I only had one cigarette to do it in.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:10, closed)

oh that old excuse

( cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:12, closed)

AND I'd had a lot to drink.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:13, closed)

Pfffttt

( cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:15, closed)

And the mother in law was inspecting under the fairy's dress...why?

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:27, closed)

everyone looks under doll's dresses
no exception

you know i'm right ;)
( cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 16:38, closed)

Even the ones that live in a box for eleven month to sit on top of a seven foot high tree for one month?
Though I did click for the idea of a cock fairy. I shan't be leaving mine under any pillows in case I wake up with a penny instead of a penis...
( shinyshinyscalp less a man, more a way of life, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 17:05, closed)

I thought the Cock Fairy left some sweeties and a puppy
...that's what they promise, anyway
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 17:08, closed)

the cock fairy never visits me :(

( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 18:27, closed)

obviously you are not wishing hard enough try the following

1 get bladderd and hang around a local witherspoons
2 get a balaclaver and a gun and kidnap some one
3 hide your vagina under your pillow and check in the morning to see if the cock fairy has been
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 20:20, closed)

sounds like a plan
as i've finished my course of tablets, i'm getting pissed tonight
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 16:14, closed)