I built THE BEST playhouse EVER EVER EVER to have been built in my back garden. By me.
So I'm ***SERIOUSLY*** proud of this... no plans, no picture to copy. Built all of this bad boy purely from rough timber from the near by yard.

I do have the right to be pretty chuffed, right??



(also built the sandpit and did all the wood chipping, but meh, that's easy...)
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 19:17, 31 replies)

don't listen to this man,
He is a worse liar than the rest of you.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 19:20, closed)

what does it mean to be a "worse liar"
is that being better or worse at lying?
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 19:33, closed)

you know what,
I regret mentioning it. Are you happy now?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Thu 17 Nov 2011, 19:36, closed)

I am never fucking happy.
sometimes I laugh at something, but I'm never happy.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 19:41, closed)

emololz :'(

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 20:44, closed)

one day you'll ask me what's wrong. one day...

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:22, closed)

It's alright I guess

(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 19:23, closed)

That's
a bit shit though, innit?
(MayorBoris, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 19:30, closed)

You've got to be joking fella
he whittled those wood chippings by hand.
( Pig Bodine., Fri 18 Nov 2011, 0:32, closed)

It's a garden shed on stilts.
What, is there a lot of flooding round your way?
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 19:33, closed)

i love you you utter cunt.
big sweaty moany love.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 19:39, closed)

If that's what you do with a shed you ain't getting near my junk.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 20:12, closed)

boringly it is on an old shed standing, so is exactly the same size as the shed I destroyed

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:28, closed)

fucked without a letterbox innit
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 19:56, closed)

That's next on the list for my son.
it is number 4a if you squint closely.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:20, closed)

Nice car port.

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 19:59, closed)

the boy wants garage doors on it.
fat chance.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:20, closed)

And, that's a PROPER Cosy Coupe, before Little Tikes decided to put those fucking stupid eyes on them

( drimble he'd been white, he'd been black, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:37, closed)

you know why thattimber was all lying around the yard going cheap?
shall i tell you ?
its because when it was cut at the saw mill it was cut out of focus thats why . i have heard of out of focus timber but yet to see some in real life , you must have had some major headaches working with that lot
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 20:02, closed)

Cheap?
I fucking wish, £200 and counting. I shoudl never have gone with shiplap in hindsight.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:21, closed)

The nails look a bit fuzzy too.
I don't know if i'd let children near that. Has it got consent?
(yourmumonastickwithmintsauce, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:05, closed)

plannign wise I think it is technically illegal
too close to the fence.
( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:29, closed)

The whole fucking thing's a bit fuzzy, was I drunk when you took this?

(NoeI «:::P:::» «:::E:::» «:::R:::» «:::V:::» «:::E:::», Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:21, closed)

Samsung Galaxy S, watcha gonna do?

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Thu 17 Nov 2011, 21:22, closed)

Levodopa?

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 9:32, closed)

I like this

(McChinaman banned, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 1:48, closed)

It's no good creeping, your children are never going to forgive you for passing ginger hair onto them.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 7:16, closed)

Where's the slide?
Dude. You can't fob kids off with a tree house without a slide. They'll be dialing 0800 11 11 before you've even unveiled it.
( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 9:20, closed)

firemans pole and slide in 2.0

( RocketSurgeon is pretending he's still young, Fri 18 Nov 2011, 17:02, closed)

Score.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Sun 20 Nov 2011, 13:16, closed)

'Fireman's pole?'
Fnar!
(Sir Itchalot has a very self-referential signature, Mon 21 Nov 2011, 17:20, closed)