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This is a question When Animals Attack

I once witnessed my best friend savaged near to death by a flock of rampant killer sheep.

It's a kill-or-be-killed world out there and poor Steve Irwin never made it back alive. Tell us your tales of survival.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:45)
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Horses

biting at the front, kicking at the back and rape in the middle.

Stay well clear.

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(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:58, 5 replies)
Let me guess!
You are not French.

Otherwise it would be

Burgers at the front, steaks at the back and ribs in the middle.
(Biff..., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:32, closed)
well
unless of course you want to be bitten kicked and raped.
(pogo_it, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:34, closed)
Well, perhaps that's where you're going wrong.
Try raping the horse at the back, not in the middle. Then you might get somewhere.
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:39, closed)
^^^
Superb! Obviously Kaol doesn't have this problem what with his self tapping penis.
(I helped save b3ta! Bazongaloid, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 22:01, closed)
^
Self-tapping penis? What's that?
(The Empress it seems you CAN polish a turd!, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 18:56, closed)

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