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I once witnessed my best friend savaged near to death by a flock of rampant killer sheep.

It's a kill-or-be-killed world out there and poor Steve Irwin never made it back alive. Tell us your tales of survival.

(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:45)
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Horses

biting at the front, kicking at the back and rape in the middle.

Stay well clear.

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(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:58, closed)
Let me guess!
You are not French.

Otherwise it would be

Burgers at the front, steaks at the back and ribs in the middle.
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:32, closed)
well
unless of course you want to be bitten kicked and raped.
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 15:34, closed)
Well, perhaps that's where you're going wrong.
Try raping the horse at the back, not in the middle. Then you might get somewhere.
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 16:39, closed)
^^^
Superb! Obviously Kaol doesn't have this problem what with his self tapping penis.
(, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 22:01, closed)
^
Self-tapping penis? What's that?
(, Sun 27 Apr 2008, 18:56, closed)

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