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This is a question When Animals Attack

I once witnessed my best friend savaged near to death by a flock of rampant killer sheep.

It's a kill-or-be-killed world out there and poor Steve Irwin never made it back alive. Tell us your tales of survival.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 14:45)
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Never let a calf suck your fingers

they are so strong that I swear to god, given time, they could suck them off...
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:18, 4 replies)
note to self...
visit farm in dead of night wearing 'the outfit'
(I helped save b3ta! spimf ™ is whoever you want him to be, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:55, closed)
this implies
that there's another piece of advice that could be given, very similar but with worse consequences.
(apeloverage committed the vile act of onanism on, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 17:56, closed)
^
or better consequences depending on your tastes.
(I helped save b3ta! flirting with badgers What? It sounded good at the time., Thu 24 Apr 2008, 20:22, closed)
hmmm
Wasn't there something in a Steinbeck book about a priest being tied naked to a tree and a suckling calf let loose?
(I helped save b3ta! enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 4:48, closed)

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