Owl outrage
After a typically drunken student night out I was walking home down a rather dark road lined with trees. Receiving a sudden blow to the head I turned around to defend myself to see... nobody at all. Shrugged and carried on home.

Woke up next day to a pillow reminiscent of a butcher's slab, so I ambled off to the doc to be told that I was one several owl-attackees in that road. Anway, the head-slashes didn't need stitches, just antibiotics. Messy though, glad I'm not a mouse.

I've also been bitten by a mole (long story) & spat on by a llama.

Some people have a natural empathy with animals - but not me.
(grumpypolecat, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 20:12, 2 replies)

I really, really think
it's important that you tell the mole story.
(clumsyeloquence is a girl, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 21:29, closed)

I agree.
Mole story! Mole story!
( enceladus, Thu 24 Apr 2008, 22:01, closed)