Wild Horses
So I was camping in the New Forrest with gf of the time and we'd had a lovley Bank Holiday weekend. But we decided to have an extra day and go back to work later than everyone else.

Evening before we leave, the campsite is pretty empty and we are cooking some dinner on a small stove. Anyway gf turns to me and says there is a horse over there... oh yea I note. Suddenly said horse is quite a bit closer and snarling. So I stand up to shoo it away (quite a big horesy thing taller than me and I'm 6ft and its a bit skanky actually too).

It looks at me then the food, some stew cooking on the stove, loaf of bread laid out and some rice. So it comes forwards and tries to kick my gf and bite some food.

I push it hard away and it tries to kick me too, as I'm still trying to be basically nice I push it hard again. It takes a bite out of the loaf, plastic wrapper included and I'm thinking that'll give you indegestion... but it trys to kick me again now its eaten my loaf for my lunch for tomorrow......

So I'm not up for being kicked and I step back and punch it in the head. This gets its attention and it tries to kick me again so I lean into this next punch and it staggers then fucks off.

Not big or clever, but if people didn't try and feed wild horses, they would remain still scared of humans and we wouldn't have to interact with them like so...
Length, it was at least as long as a car :)
( b3tz, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 1:24, 4 replies)

Conehead the Barbituate
Arnie had it sussed:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=S7tOWoDVQLU
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 4:20, closed)

HaHa
"Candygram for Wazzah."
(porkylips looks better as the sun goes down., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 8:27, closed)

I'd like to see
someone punching a horse
( Vipros. clever got me this far, then tricky got me in, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 8:43, closed)

@Vipros
You never seen Blazing Saddles?
( Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Tue 29 Apr 2008, 15:59, closed)