did anyone see mythbusters recently?
it turns out elephants are really scared of Mice.

who wouldve thunk it?
(Dan dan dan They tik urh jerbs!!!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:37, 5 replies)

i saw that one
they hid the mouse under a fake shit
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:40, closed)

It was real shit
but hollowed out.

I felt sorry for the mouse that had to sit in a shitty cave, and then run the gauntlet of squishy-foot death.
( IHaveABadFeelingAboutThis most likely working from home on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 14:49, closed)

Well you wouldn't make up something like that...
... would you?
(golddust QOTW now revolves around being a cunt, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 15:01, closed)

real poo?
you mean it wasn't



wait for it...





sham poo?

/coat
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 16:15, closed)

Trufax.
In olden times, the only reliable way to defend yourself against an armoured war elephant was to light a pig on fire. The squealy pig would scare the elphant, so instead of it stepping on you there was an equal chance it would turn around and squish some of the folks on the other side.
(wellgroomedwookiee is a filthy-minded hobgoblin, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 16:59, closed)