and then think snakes
friend of a friend story. sorry.

this woman has owned her pet snake for fifteen years. obv. a snake is the essential companion for someone who lives by themselves. pfft.

she noticed it behaving strangely. she'd find it lying around with its jaws dislocated. it would refuse to eat anything. at night, she was used to it curling up beside her bed but she'd wake and it would be stretched out of the floor.

troubled, she took it to the vet who told her it had been preparing to eat her.

bloody hell. buy a kitten.
(ladyintheradiator, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 1:50, 3 replies)

+ feed kitten to snake

( Sir Pigeon Nipples Did you sit in some sugar?, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 5:47, closed)

From Natural Born killers
She came upon a poisonous snake frozen in the snow. She took the snake home with her. She put the frozen snake on her favorite blanket by the warm fire. She fed it and nursed it back to health. One day she picked the snake up and it bit her on the cheek. As she lay dying she asked the snake, I loved you, why have you done this to me? The snake answered, "look bitch, you knew I was a snake."
( enoughblueskyforsailorstrousers, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 8:35, closed)

Could be worse
www.news.com.au/story/0,23599,22327263-13762,00.html
( Weetobix, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 12:40, closed)