Spider attack
When I was about 8yrs I remember sitting down for a dump. Wait, probably a poo. I was too small for a dump then. So anyway while I was doing my thing this rather large rain spider ran up my leg. I panicked and bolted out the loo screaming. This obviously alerted everyone in the house (it was school holidays so my sister, brother, mum and cleaner were home) and they ran to find me traumatised in the passage with a trail of poo behind me. Not my finest hour.

Just so you know, these spiders are large and very hairy.


BIG PICTURE OF SAID SPIDER
(The Archduke of South London I'm in your Girlfriend eating her organs, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 14:00, 5 replies)

ffs!
link it!
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 14:03, closed)

.
That made my heart jump.
( browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 14:08, closed)

pace CHCB
No! Don't!


*makes joke about the web*
( Enzyme is powered by sunlight, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 14:08, closed)

^
*squashes Enzyme with a rolled up newspaper*
( crackhouseceilidhband Fuck off back to Mumsnet, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 14:18, closed)

For?
And cleaner
(Pill Popper Thank you Sasha Shulgin, Mon 28 Apr 2008, 14:57, closed)